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I got wasted one night many moons ago with this fatty that was fun, but it was time for me to fly. So she is passed out and I went potty and pissed all over her bathroom. Mirrors and everything. Got dressed and left. I should have pissed on her. Got to work and no pager. Left it on the sink I pissed all over. That day and week, i missed multiple pages. Some important and some from other Wemens.She called every single one back telling them outrageous stories about me. All I could do was laugh.

Went to McDonald’s for lunch yesterday. Ordered a few quarter pounder’s, fries, and shakes. Over twenty dollars and when I got home, everything was awful except the fries. It’s nowhere close to what it used to be.

Awwwww… sounds like our resident post king got his whittle feelings hurt

Because you’re fawking stoopid? It’s Alvin Kamara. And he trained very hard to get back where he was before. And anyone who is sitting on Derek Carr is just as fawking stoopid as you. And the receivers and Defense. HTH

No way I’m getting buried and just watched a video on how it’s done. Spread me in the same place

Since I’m a wabbit, I add a carrot some times that crab boil leftover juice overnight, doc.

Yes sir. Also, fawk getting a BM with salad in it. I go to a place for breakfast that puts three shucked raw oysters in it and leftover crawfish, shrimp, or crabs, from the boil.

My Cool Pops recipe, which took him decades to reveal as everyone loved them, including I…. V8 Vodka Celery salt, worsteshier, crushed green olives, pepper, garlic (not much) a tad bit of horseradish, and a half of lime with an half a beer to make it less thick.

I saw them in Cali at some bar off PCH before when nobody knew who they were. They started making out at the end of the set.

It is. But you have a choice when they are finished with you. Creamation was mine. If I get eaten by a shark that eats me in half, no donation accepted by them. I’m reconsidering being eaten by a shark so I can lay on a table and have the students cut me to pieces and have to look at my wiener for a few months.

I have a thing for deaf wemens

Prey for Kamala to blow it out

SNL skit “Pat” was pretty funny and could not be done now.

I love meat. I make a meatloaf sammich and pour my thick gravy with mash potatoes and put it on Texas garlic toast. Makes for great flatulence.

Here she comes

The phrase “I’m a fawking poosay and I’m scared of everything” is why you should not live in the south.

Are they going to allow her extra laughing gas