BunnysBastatrds

I’m going to get the gifts and stuff

So I come home from happy hour and the wifey is right behind me.We discuss our day and blah blah blah. I bring up the fact that my lap top is broken and ask her if she likes the IPad I bought her as I need a replacement and am thinking of getting one. Wifey: I love mine. Thanks for getting me it. But I don't think you'll like it. Me: Why is that? Wifey: it's not a big enough screen for you to watch your pron on. Me: What? I know people who watch pron on their IPhones. Anyway, I was thinking of watching a movie tonight. I'll go to Redbox. Be back soon. Love you! So I come back an hour later. Wifey: what'd you get? Me: Get Hard. It was this or Fifty Shades Of Grey. We haven't had sex in months, so I went with Get Hard. Wifey: You got a promo? You'll be watching that alone. Me: It's a Kevin Hart comedy with that guy from SNL. :bangshead:

Danny Sugarman wrote his biography “Wonderland Ave”. Which includes stories about him and The Doors, Iggy, and his drug addictions. Good read.

Incredible performances over his life work. I never got to see him but read books about him. He would start his shows doing something crazy. Then up it in the middle of the set by rolling on the stage on broken beer bottles, and piss his pants at the end. If that show comes down here, I’ll have to go.

Incredible writing that I miss

I don’t think correct and…

Will be going to the same New Years Eve party. I have a lot of fear hatred for this person. Her name is Nora Crazy B!tch (36C) and she is the devil. 27 years ago she started hanging out with our group of friends. We were your typical group of dumb-ass teenagers who do what teens do. She had some serious mental issues but we let that pass because her mom worked nights and we always had a place to hang out. And her friends were hot and loose. One day we were all just hanging around when someone brought up how crazy she was. The night before she took a dump on the hood of some guys car. She wouldn't tell us what happend between them so I pinned her crazy b!tch. I tell CB that I know the guy whose car she took a sh!t on and will find out why she did it. CB then goes into a rage and decides she is going to destroy my parents flower bed that they had just finished days before. She's pulling daisies, roses, and chrysanthemums while screaming how much an ###### I am, in devil talk. I go to stop her and she starts swinging wildly. I didn't want to hit her so I grabbed both of her arms and started moving her away from the flower bed. That's when it happend. As I'm holding her arms, she looks me right in the eye and says she will stop.....WHAM. She took a full leg swing and kicked me square in the nutz.They got punted witnesses would later say. I laid on the ground for a good ten minutes unable to move. I went blind for at least a minute. Worst pain I ever experienced. She ran home in fear knowing what she did was cheap and revenge would come soon. Of course my friends were all laughing and thanking God that it didn't happen to them. One of them asked me If they felt like I had been in the pool. I got up and shrugged it off like a man. I didn't get her back, but I ignored her for years. About ten years later I see her at a bar after a parade. She looked incredible as she walked up to me. Our d!cks have always had a way of overidding what the brain thinks, but that night, my balls ruled the night. They didn't give a damn what either thought. As I moved to the side to block any possible sequels, as the balls instructed me, she smiled and told me she was so sorry about that day and it would be nice if we could forget about it. After a few drinks, I could see the crazy eyes coming out and decided it was time to go. She stopped me as I was leaving and told me she could kiss them and make them feel all better. As my balls were going into full panic mode, the bartender yells out, "Don't let her sh!t on your car!" CB: You told the bartender I sh!t on someones car? Me: Yes. CB: Why would you tell them that? We were teenagers. Me: Why did you sh!t on that guys car? CB: Because he accientally stuck his finger in my a$$. Me: So you crapped on his car? CB: He thought it was my poosay. Me: You are crazy and you aren't going anywhere near my balls. I went around her and headed for the door. The sad thing about walking away from that situation was I didn't truly know if I made the right decision to walk away from crazy ball sucking. Now I get to see her Friday night. I'm planning on telling everyone that she sh!ts on cars. It's as close to revenge as I'm going to get.

Had some big boobies

Had the most perfect penmanship in science class.

First thing, you fawk a man in the ass, your a phag and who ever smelt it, dealt it. Second, if you’re proud, be proud and proud of your choice!

Two biotechs, one cup

Cows shiot is our friend

Put some duct tape on it

https://newatlas.com/space/radio-signal-space-repeats-hour-neutron-star-white-dwarf/ Hmmmmmn

Digest this…….

So I lost another friend to alcoholism last week. Pancreatic cancer.Went stage four in a week. I rode in Endymion with him for eleven years. Glenn. RealLy great person. He was only fifty three. I got a call from my doctor today. Malaysia says I need a colonoscopy as there is an 11 mm growth in my pancreas or large intestines. A stone or maybe a tumor. Made my appointment for next Tuesday and thought of this… I’m gonna have to pay..

Michelle has to be numbah one o4 them

The ones where you up and not down