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After much thought and mental gymnastics dwelling on this, it’s a, ughh, hard decision to make. If the broad has braces and gives horrible blow jobs, I’ll take da bear if she’s good and promises she won’t use her teeth and no,hand jobs,,I,choose the bear..

Voltaire has was a mandarin duck hunter with chow main pain

Long time

I knew a guy who got hit with a ball on his leg that looked like a scalpel cut him. They to have an ambulance drive onto the cours to get him help. Fast forward a year and he was the most cautious and paranoid golfer I ever met. Three of the four were right down the middle and waiting as he as he was behind some trees on hard pan. So he’s in the middle of his back swing and he drops his iron and starts running screaming. We were like, what now! A seven foot long gator was behind him and was just trying to cross the fairway to get to the other pond. We laughed our asses off. He was so shaken he went home and took a Xanax. After that, he carried a 357 in his bag and had eyes in the back of his head.

I, have a really close friend I’ve known since I was seven. He’s dying from liver disease from drinking. I don’t think he’ll make it through the summer.

Updater… Went for my first check up in a decade. Had five viles of blood taken out of me. I went to get the results today and asked the doctor to give me the bad news first. As expected my liver enzymes are very high and they want to do an ultrasound on it. Blood pressure is high, but everything else was good considering my age, I’m the old speed limit now 55. They were amazed how great the results are. When I went to detox last year, BAL was .40. I refused to get in a wheelchair and and walked like a champ. They were amazed that I could do that. Spent eleven days in detox. The first three were extremely hard on me. Shaking bad and withdrawal symptoms were not fun and I was scared. Big fawking time. Fourth day, I was not going through the Days and said “keep me here as I needed a break from life and NO booze. I was drinking a six pack of tall boys and a fifth of vodka. I’ve completely eradicated all hard alcohol and am down a six pack of tall boy.s now.

Was a peemus cut off and toes snipped?

That’s correct sir. I can’t think of one that isn’t good. Solo OZZY is one that’s driving me nutz…Worstest…NONE Bestest… ..

I’ll start with Def Leopard Worstest… Bestest… Plus… What’s ya got

Do you know what incrementalism is. of course you do. Go fawk yourself you nothin!!!

Have to miss FoFighters Friday but Sunday George Thorogood and Earth Wind & Fire at Jazz Fest

Yes siree

This reminds me of this liberal C U N T I knew years ago that was a nurse administrator at an AIDS hospital that said and believed that we should take all AIDS patients from all over the globe. Ughhh… not no but, FAWK NO !!!

Worstest… Bestest..

The Jewish community will cancel him out.

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Anchor stores are closing everywhere and it’s a two fold problem now. 1- People use online like never before 2- Theft and liability concerns are driving up costs more than most understand. Covid and inflation along with a shipping nightmare are the most impactful on our economic ecosystem.

Agree. And I make killer stuffed mushrooms every Christmas in portabellas

They don’t doosh anymore?

They grew up and definitely do now

Good times

When I went to ULL for college I met two guys from Malaysia who were both awesome. Bayeed and Singh. They would smoke pot together in a gerbql bowl filled with ice and I would drink green label bourbon and Buds whilst watching Aliens in surrounding sound. And also take the greatest x, ever. So I wake up to Bayeed waking me up saying “time to harvest.” Halfway destroyed, he drives us to a cow pasture in the country corner. He had a big 32 and we picked shrooms. Nexts thing I know we have a big gulp full of cow sh!ot. Shrooms. We got back to the apartment and he’s boiling the shrooms in pantyhose. He mixes it with tea. This is one hour before macro economics. I had more fun just enjoying.

Worstest… Bestest…

My Worstest with them… Bestest…