t.j. booker

im bald, fat and poor. im thinking my days of getting puss I didn't pay for are more or less over.

too late for me to do that. There wasnt anything explicit anyway just "thinking about you" type stuff nothing usable in court but obvious they were fuking.

this is good stuff thank you

Gilbert Godfried and Fran Dresher loudly screwing?

I hate my job, mostly my coworkers but I feel stuck in it because I made a decent salary and have a family to support. I am married to someone I don't like and regret getting married but now we're parents together. I like being a dad but basically get nothing out of my marriage we're just coparents and sort of friedns or domestic partners. I have almost no one in my actual life to talk to about this stuff and spend a lot of time wandering around hoping to be struck by lightning. really I'd like to blow it all up and start over. anybody ever feel like this?

Name was Regina. My buddy's sister in HS. She was 500 lbs easy. My friend was out of town and asked me to check on her since she was mostly bed ridden. She asked me to bring her McDonald's. I said I would for a little fucky sucky. Took a while to get her shorts down and I'm still not sure I ever got in or if I just thigh focked her. I put my hands on either side of her head and kept my body weight up like doing a push up so nothing would touched her cept my d1ck. Closed my eyes and tried to imagine a nice right gotta but it smelled bad and felt like sticking my cack into marshmallow fluff. Afterward I told her if she told anybody I'd strangle her in her sleep.

is there a way to delete a profile and all your posts?

Don't you have ANYthibg better to worry about than Twitter you butt plug deadbeat dad?

Sick burn! :high five:

Haha yeah! What about Obama and all his broken promises? What about that???

exploding burritos!

I wanted a mine field instead but a wall will have to do.

Long as the filthy smelly wetback taco eaters stay the fvck OUT I don't care who pays for it! I hope we get a moat with alligators too!

I need somebody new to fap it to. looking for soccer mom / Sunday school teacher face with big soft natural funbags. do you have any suggestions?

She is bonerific. i also like the ones with saggy and stretch marks like Alia Janine and Cassie cougar.

I can't fap it to mom, sicko

maybe a hotter woman wouldn't let josh beat the shot out if her? Like how guys date ft chicks cause they'll let you do anal?