Going to be boozing it up later so I'm starting this thread earlier than normal. Feel free to put your suspect players on notice or just launch an early one at the focked up coaches in the league.
First fock you out to Pats/Tampa/Buffalo/Jets/Titans and the RB mess they've created on a weekly basis. Just name a focking starter and stick the fock with it dbags. Denver...........you're on notice.
Second fock you out to Miami's Def. Don't fock this up tonight. You've been playing solid and you're at home facing Orton FFS. Just handle your business and blitz neck beard till he can't see straight.