posty 2,038 Posted October 28, 2005 Alabama Kudzu A. Dunn ( Cin - 1B,OF ) A. LaRoche ( Atl - 1B ) B. Clark ( Mil - OF ) D. DeJesús ( KC - OF ) E. Byrnes ( Bal - OF ) H. Blalock ( Tex - 3B ) J. Crede ( CWS - 3B ) J. Morneau ( Min - 1B ) J. Uribe ( CWS - 2B,3B,SS ) K. Mench ( Tex - OF ) M. Giles ( Atl - 2B ) M. Ramírez ( Bos - OF ) P. Feliz ( SF - 1B,3B,SS,OF ) V. Martínez ( Cle - C ) W. Taveras ( Hou - OF ) D. Lowe ( LAD - SP ) E. Guardado ( Sea - RP ) E. Loaiza ( Was - SP ) E. Santana ( LAA - SP ) F. Cordero ( Tex - RP ) J. Bonderman ( Det - SP ) R. Harden ( Oak - SP ) R. López ( Bal - SP,RP ) Ru. Ortiz ( Ari - SP ) S. Hasegawa ( Sea - RP ) T. Hudson ( Atl - SP ) Badly Beaten Mimes C. Delgado ( Fla - 1B ) C. Jones ( Atl - 3B,OF ) D. Wright ( NYM - 3B ) J. Burnitz ( ChC - OF ) J. Pierre ( Fla - OF ) J. Varitek ( Bos - C ) K. Greene ( SD - SS ) N. Garciaparra ( ChC - 3B,SS ) R. Belliard ( Cle - 2B ) R. Freel ( Cin - 2B,3B,OF ) R. Howard ( Phi - 1B ) R. Sanders ( StL - OF ) R. Zimmerman ( Was - 3B ) T. Hafner ( Cle - 1B ) B. Fuentes ( Col - RP ) B. Webb ( Ari - SP ) B. Zito ( Oak - SP ) C. Lee ( Cle - SP ) D. Sánchez ( LAD - RP ) J. Washburn ( LAA - SP ) M. Batista ( Tor - SP,RP ) M. Morris ( StL - SP ) M. Mussina ( NYY - SP ) R. Dempster ( ChC - SP,RP ) R. Halladay ( Tor - SP ) T. Jones ( Fla - RP ) Big Wiener Express A. Huff ( TB - 1B,3B,OF ) B. Inge ( Det - C,3B,OF ) C. Counsell ( Ari - 2B,SS ) G. Anderson ( LAA - OF ) H. Matsui ( NYY - OF ) J. Cantú ( TB - 2B,3B ) J. Francoeur ( Atl - OF ) J. Peralta ( Cle - SS ) J. Posada ( NYY - C ) M. Ellis ( Oak - 2B,SS ) M. Mora ( Bal - 3B ) P. Konerko ( CWS - 1B ) R. Ibañez ( Sea - 1B,OF ) R. Winn ( SF - OF ) B. Colón ( LAA - SP ) C. Capuano ( Mil - SP ) D. Báez ( TB - RP ) D. Weathers ( Cin - RP ) G. Chacín ( Tor - SP,RP ) G. Maddux ( ChC - SP ) J. Valverde ( Ari - RP ) J. Westbrook ( Cle - SP ) M. Clement ( Bos - SP ) M. Rivera ( NYY - RP ) N. Lowry ( SF - SP ) R. Johnson ( NYY - SP ) Chief DiscoFriars A. Guiel ( KC - OF ) Á. Rodríguez ( NYY - 3B ) B. Roberts ( Bal - 2B ) B. Wilkerson ( Was - 1B,OF ) C. Blake ( Cle - 3B,OF ) C. Figgins ( LAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF ) G. Sheffield ( NYY - OF ) J. Edmonds ( StL - OF ) J. Giambi ( NYY - 1B ) J. Guillén ( Was - OF ) J. Reyes ( NYM - 2B,SS ) M. Piazza ( NYM - C,1B ) P. Burrell ( Phi - OF ) R. Canó ( NYY - 2B ) A. Eaton ( SD - SP ) C. Sabathia ( Cle - SP ) D. Turnbow ( Mil - SP,RP ) H. Carrasco ( Was - SP,RP ) J. Marquis ( StL - SP ) J. Suppan ( StL - SP ) K. Benson ( NYM - SP ) K. Farnsworth ( Atl - RP ) K. Wood( ChC - SP,RP ) M. Mulder ( StL - SP ) T. Hoffman ( SD - RP ) V. Zambrano ( NYM - SP ) Ditka's Asian Spam A. Boone ( Cle - 3B ) A. Pujols ( StL - 1B ) A. Ramírez ( ChC - 3B ) B. Giles ( SD - OF ) C. Granderson ( Det - OF ) D. Lee ( ChC - 1B ) E. Brown ( KC - OF ) I. Rodríguez ( Det - C ) J. Bay ( Pit - OF ) J. Dye ( CWS - OF ) J. Kent ( LAD - 1B,2B ) J. Lugo ( TB - 2B,SS ) O. Cabrera ( LAA - SS ) B. Jenks ( CWS - RP ) B. Ryan ( Bal - RP ) B. Wickman ( Cle - RP ) C. Cordero ( Was - RP ) C. Zambrano ( ChC - SP ) D. Willis ( Fla - SP ) F. Hernández ( Sea - SP ) J. Blanton ( Oak - SP ) J. Johnson ( Det - SP ) J. Patterson ( Was - SP ) J. Williams ( ChC - SP ) M. Cain ( SF - SP ) S. Elarton ( Cle - SP ) Fighting Flensers A. Béltre ( Sea - 3B ) C. Floyd ( NYM - OF ) C. Monroe ( Det - OF ) C. Tracy ( Ari - 1B,3B,OF ) C. Utley ( Phi - 1B,2B ) D. Ward ( Pit - 1B,OF ) É. Rentería ( Bos - SS ) J. Mauer ( Min - C ) K. Lofton ( Phi - OF ) M. Young ( Tex - SS ) R. Hidalgo ( Tex - OF ) S. Casey ( Cin - 1B ) S. Green ( Ari - 1B,OF ) T. Iguchi ( CWS - 2B ) D. Davis ( Mil - SP ) E. Gagne( LAD - RP ) J. Lackey ( LAA - SP ) J. Piñeiro ( Sea - SP ) J. Seo ( NYM - SP ) J. Vargas ( Fla - SP,RP ) Jo. Santana ( Min - SP ) K. Millwood ( Cle - SP ) K. Wells ( Pit - SP ) M. Timlin ( Bos - RP ) P. Martínez ( NYM - SP ) S. Shields ( LAA - RP ) Herndon Hitmen A. Kearns ( Cin - OF ) B. Hall ( Mil - 2B,3B,SS ) C. Lee ( Mil - OF ) C. Patterson ( ChC - OF ) C. Sullivan ( Col - OF ) F. López ( Cin - 2B,3B,SS ) G. Atkins ( Col - 3B ) J. López ( Bal - C ) L. Berkman ( Hou - 1B,OF ) M. Holliday ( Col - OF ) M. Loretta ( SD - 2B ) S. Rolen( StL - 3B ) T. Helton ( Col - 1B ) B. McCarthy ( CWS - SP ) B. Myers ( Phi - SP ) D. Hermanson ( CWS - SP,RP ) F. García ( CWS - SP ) F. Liriano ( Min - SP,RP ) Fr. Rodríguez ( LAA - RP ) J. Isringhausen ( StL - RP ) M. Buehrle ( CWS - SP ) M. González ( Pit - RP ) P. Maholm ( Pit - SP ) S. Baker ( Min - SP,RP ) W. Williams ( SD - SP ) Z. Duke ( Pit - SP ) Intentional Torts A. Jones ( Atl - OF ) B. Mueller ( Bos - 2B,3B ) C. Crawford ( TB - OF ) D. Eckstein ( StL - SS ) D. Erstad ( LAA - 1B ) D. Jeter ( NYY - SS ) D. Ortiz ( Bos - 1B ) G. Matthews Jr. ( Tex - OF ) J. Damon ( Bos - OF ) J. Vidro ( Was - 2B ) K. Millar ( Bos - 1B,OF ) Lu. González ( Ari - OF ) M. Barrett ( ChC - C ) N. Johnson ( Was - 1B ) T. Glaus ( Ari - 3B ) B. Looper ( NYM - RP ) B. Penny ( LAD - SP ) C. Schilling ( Bos - SP,RP ) J. Weaver ( LAD - SP ) K. Foulke ( Bos - RP ) K. Saarloos ( Oak - SP ) M. MacDougal ( KC - RP ) M. Maroth ( Det - SP ) R. Tejeda ( Phi - SP,RP ) T. Glavine ( NYM - SP ) T. Wakefield ( Bos - SP ) Los Angeles Losers A. Pierzynski ( CWS - C ) B. Crosby ( Oak - SS ) D. Young ( Det - 1B,OF ) J. Gathright ( TB - OF ) J. Gibbons ( Bal - 1B,OF ) J. Randa ( SD - 3B ) M. Ordóñez ( Det - OF ) Mi. Cabrera ( Fla - 3B,OF ) Mi. Sweeney ( KC - 1B ) P. Wilson ( Was - OF ) R. Durham ( SF - 2B ) R. Furcal ( Atl - SS ) S. Hillenbrand ( Tor - 1B,3B ) S. Podsednik ( CWS - OF ) T. Clark ( Ari - 1B ) V. Guerrero ( LAA - OF ) A. Burnett ( Fla - SP ) A. Pettitte ( Hou - SP ) B. Chen ( Bal - SP ) B. Lidge ( Hou - RP ) B. Moehler ( Fla - SP,RP ) C. Pavano( NYY - SP ) J. Peavy ( SD - SP ) J. Schmidt ( SF - SP ) P. Byrd ( LAA - SP ) R. Seánez ( SD - RP ) Ornery Fatrolls A. Soriano ( Tex - 2B ) C. Barmes ( Col - 2B,SS ) C. Beltrán ( NYM - OF ) G. Sizemore ( Cle - OF ) Jo. Cruz ( LAD - OF ) L. Overbay ( Mil - 1B ) M. Murton ( ChC - OF ) R. Hernández ( SD - C ) R. Sexson ( Sea - 1B ) R. Weeks ( Mil - 2B ) S. Finley ( LAA - OF ) T. Nixon ( Bos - OF ) W. Aybar ( LAD - 2B,3B ) A. Benítez ( SF - RP ) B. Arroyo ( Bos - SP ) B. Backe ( Hou - SP,RP ) B. Lawrence ( SD - SP ) G. Mota ( Fla - RP ) H. Street ( Oak - RP ) J. Contreras ( CWS - SP ) J. Garland ( CWS - SP ) J. Thomson ( Atl - SP ) K. Escobar ( LAA - SP,RP ) M. Prior ( ChC - SP ) R. Oswalt ( Hou - SP ) S. Kazmir ( TB - SP ) Too Much Burrito A. Rowand ( CWS - OF ) C. Biggio ( Hou - 2B,OF ) E. Hinske ( Tor - 1B,3B ) I. Suzuki ( Sea - OF ) J. Kendall ( Oak - C ) J. Thome( Phi - 1B ) M. Alou ( SF - OF ) M. Kotsay ( Oak - OF ) M. Lawton ( NYY - OF ) M. Teixeira ( Tex - 1B ) M. Tejada ( Bal - SS ) R. Adams ( Tor - SS ) T. Lee ( TB - 1B ) V. Wells ( Tor - OF ) A. Heilman ( NYM - SP,RP ) C. Carpenter ( StL - SP ) D. Wells ( Bos - SP ) J. Beckett ( Fla - SP ) J. Lieber ( Phi - SP ) J. Mesa ( Pit - RP ) J. Rincón ( Min - RP ) J. Smoltz ( Atl - SP,RP ) J. Sosa ( Atl - SP,RP ) Ja. Wright ( NYY - SP ) L. Hernández ( Was - SP ) T. Gordon ( NYY - RP ) Underdogs B. Abreu ( Phi - OF ) B. Bonds ( SF - OF ) C. Crisp ( Cle - OF ) C. Shelton ( Det - 1B ) E. Chávez ( Oak - 3B ) G. Jenkins ( Mil - OF ) G. Zaun ( Tor - C ) J. Gomes ( TB - OF ) J. Lane ( Hou - OF ) J. Rollins ( Phi - SS ) L. Castillo ( Fla - 2B ) M. Ensberg ( Hou - 3B ) P. Polanco ( Det - 2B,3B ) A. Harang ( Cin - SP ) B. Sheets ( Mil - SP ) B. Wagner ( Phi - RP ) D. Haren ( Oak - SP,RP ) E. Bedard ( Bal - SP ) F. Rodney ( Det - RP ) J. Nathan ( Min - RP ) J. Towers ( Tor - SP ) J. Vázquez ( Ari - SP ) Ol. Pérez ( Pit - SP ) R. Clemens ( Hou - SP ) R. Helling ( Mil - SP,RP ) V. Padilla ( Phi - SP ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger 0 Posted October 29, 2005 Well, at least I can say I am leaving some pretty good keeper options for my replacement owner: David Ortiz, Andruw Jones, and Carl Crawford are a nice start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites