phillybear 366 Posted March 16, 2006 FOCK OFF. Seriously. This must not be a good week for doctors for me. I must have angered the spirits of the medical gods. Well, they can go set themselves on Aurora Borealis fire. Yesterday, after work, I head over to the doctor for a re-fitting for contact lens. In the process, they encourage me to go through a gamut of tests rivaling anything the Spanish Inquisition could envision, on a par with someone being embalmed, mummified, and entombed alive. Air in the eyes, finger to the eyes, cattle prod to the eyes, punch to the yambag (that was actually me hitting the doctor), molten metal in the eyes. What a debacle. After all of the rites of passage are finished, they nonchalantly notify me that I might have problems with the sun on the way home, as my eyes are going to be extremely sensitive to light for a couple of hours. Maybe even painful. Good information to have, YESTERDAY. Thanks, you flatulating rottingson of a camel humper, for notifying me this before I could maybe get some kind of sunglasses or something. Fock. I took the bus to get here, and need to take a bus back home. Of course, I was not permitted to wear my contacts to get to my appointment, so I am now blind to the tenth degree. After several unsuccessful attempts, I finally manage to not walk into the exit door, and I am greeted with hot searing pain from the afternoon sun. That heavenly orb must have paid attention to the fact that earlier in the week, I threatened to strangle the sun. Blinking furiously, muttering obscenities, I manage to find the bus stop without falling into the path of oncoming traffic, where I proceed to wait 35 minutes for the bus to return from its apparent participation in the Amazing Race: A Trip Around the World, Slowest Time Wins to give me relief from my eye death march. I swear, the world is out to get me. I get on the bus, and notice that fellow passengers are starting to move away from me. I look over myself to see if there is anything out of place. Nope, nothing, save for the bleeding from cutting myself on the legs. Bah. People are weird. After disembarking from the bus/hearse, I am greeted with the pleasure of the sun getting in its last licks of a beating on me as I traverse the final few blocks home. Know this, you radioactive crumb of taint licking polyp, you may have won this battle. But some day soon, some way, I will get you. This galaxy is not big enough for the two of us. Someday, I will fist the sun. Focker. Fock Off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Rick 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Could you be any more of a drama queen about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
golden eagles 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Fock Off Instead of sitting in Greensboro watching basketball all day, I'm sitting at work I hate duke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted March 16, 2006 Could you be any more of a drama queen about it? I'm just getting warmed up. Also, may I suggest that you french kiss an angry King Cobra. And remember, only drama queens use anti-venom. Good luck with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Good morning geeks! Almost there.... just 1.more.day.. till Have a great day everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoffdaddy 1 Posted March 16, 2006 Hey, I went to the eye doctor a few weeks ago. No more pupil dilation at my eye doctor. They have a cool high powered digital camera, a click on each eye and they're done. They also put the detailed picture up on a huge screen and walked me through what they were seeing. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
