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why do Brit rock singers lose their accent when they sing? I say, they sound quite American, old flower.

 

why do so many fat gals wear tight clothes? trying to freak us on purpose? C'mon won'tcha cut it the hell out? Do like Momma Cass, tent that bod, big gal!

 

why am i impatient with my microwave oven? or my computer? Jeez, i can't wait 40 seconds for a freakin' hot dog without tapping my fingers in wait? Sad, i tell you. Am i an out of touch modern American who demands and deserves so much better service from life?

 

why do things usually work out okay? I mean, think of everything that could go wrong(just look at us, here).....like driving. Millions of us are out there at any one time, a few feet separating us, flying around talking on the phone, changing CD's, paying varying amounts of attention, but accidents are pretty rare.

 

Why do the Phillies have to always suck? I still hold hope for this season but haven't we had enough "medicine"? What? were we, Pontuis Pilot and the Crucifiers in a past life, or what?

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Weird, two of those I actually thought about recently. I've been trying to and succesfully catching the british accents from brit rock singers. I think when overweight, some women feel like something snug won't add the visual effect of any more width, but squeeze, serve to minnimize. That what is there is being hugged and thus defined more can unfortunately defeat that purpose though.

 

As for the impatience thing: Imagine if you decide to heat soup in a pan on a stove vs. zapping it in the microwave. The stove route, you know you are in for a bit of time and can do something else while waiting. A minutes zapping, you don't have enough time to pursue another endeavor, you'll be occupied in a minute so you are left to tapping your fingers.

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Weird, two of those I actually thought about recently. I've been trying to and succesfully catching the british accents from brit rock singers. I think when overweight, some women feel like something snug won't add the visual effect of any more width, but squeeze, serve to minnimize. That what is there is being hugged and thus defined more can unfortunately defeat that purpose though.

 

As for the impatience thing: Imagine if you decide to heat soup in a pan on a stove vs. zapping it in the microwave. The stove route, you know you are in for a bit of time and can do something else while waiting. A minutes zapping, you don't have enough time to pursue another endeavor, you'll be occupied in a minute so you are left to tapping your fingers.

 

I think really, really big girls look better in really big clothes, but your make sense, figuring from their perspective. I will try not to be creepy anymore, they have enough challenges.

As to the patience problem, yeah, i get it. Smart! :thumbsdown: Like today, it was a beautiful day around my way. I went outside and slowgrilled a marinated pork tenderloin. It took a couple hours to finish and I idly sat out back reading, no hurry, and just enjoyed the day. If i had 'waved it, what a bummer.

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