Authentic replica Roethlesburger Motorcycle Helmet

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=8829180231

 

lol

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=8829180231

 

lol

Friggin' hilarious!

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[ellisonb11 0]

 

[Parja 0]

Surprising how many people asking questions don't get the joke. That, or they're trying to be funny and just aren't.

[ShaneFalco 0]

 

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[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

What amazes me is that 8 people actually bid on it.

 

Especially considering that there is no certificate of authenticity.

[ellisonb11 0]

Especially considering that there is no certificate of authenticity.

 

[texasmouth 1]

Surprising how many people asking questions don't get the joke. That, or they're trying to be funny and just aren't.

 

Maybe you just aren't smart enough to understand the jokes. They are actually pretty funny.

 

Q: Could you please put George W Bush's miliary record in there too?

Jun-17-06

A: Sure. I'll check the size and weight and see if I can fit his record into a shippable format.

 

Q: Any possibility that you could fit a few replica Cincinnati Bengal Lombardi Trophies into the box too?

Jun-16-06

A: Check next January..

 

Q: I checked your other items for sale hoping to find a replica of Carson Palmer's kneecap or Chris Henry's arrest report. Any chance you have one of these?...more

Jun-16-06

A: All four of Pothead's, I mean Chirs Henry's, arrest records already sold. I'll let ya know if I come across a fif.

 

Q: It doesn't look like it was in an accident at all, what kind of material is this made of?

Jun-16-06

A: Stiff, absorbing, corrugated paper with glus that would absorb better than skin and hair

 

Q: When the Steeler finished DEAD LAST in the division will the helment retain any value...where is Charlie Batch ???

Jun-16-06

A: For all of your friends to see the funny posts and your name attached to them, Some things money can't buy.

[Parja 0]

Maybe you just aren't smart enough to understand the jokes. They are actually pretty funny.

 

Q: Could you please put George W Bush's miliary record in there too?

Jun-17-06

A: Sure. I'll check the size and weight and see if I can fit his record into a shippable format.

 

Q: Any possibility that you could fit a few replica Cincinnati Bengal Lombardi Trophies into the box too?

Jun-16-06

A: Check next January..

 

Q: I checked your other items for sale hoping to find a replica of Carson Palmer's kneecap or Chris Henry's arrest report. Any chance you have one of these?...more

Jun-16-06

A: All four of Pothead's, I mean Chirs Henry's, arrest records already sold. I'll let ya know if I come across a fif.

 

Q: It doesn't look like it was in an accident at all, what kind of material is this made of?

Jun-16-06

A: Stiff, absorbing, corrugated paper with glus that would absorb better than skin and hair

 

Q: When the Steeler finished DEAD LAST in the division will the helment retain any value...where is Charlie Batch ???

Jun-16-06

A: For all of your friends to see the funny posts and your name attached to them, Some things money can't buy.

 

Oh, I understood. Most of them just really aren't funny at all. I guess I just have higher standards for comedy.

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The original was a lot more humorous...check it out here:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

[Jeff Garcia 8]

Oh, I understood. Most of them just really aren't funny at all. I guess I just have higher standards for comedy.

Or maybe you just don't get comedy? Or you could be a blind Conservative and got all mad when you read the first one.

[Parja 0]

Or maybe you just don't get comedy? Or you could be a blind Conservative and got all mad when you read the first one.

 

Conservative, but not a traditional blind one. Hate Bush...hate the libs more.

 

I groaned when I read it. After you've heard 500 of the same joke over the last 6 years, it's really not funny any more.

 

So here's the gist of the jokes...

Haha, Bush has a questionable military record. Get it?

Haha, the Bengals suck. Get it?

Haha, Carson Palmer got injured bad and Chris Henry gets arrested a lot. Get it?

Haha, I don't understand that it's a cardboard box (psst...I really do). Get it?

Haha, the Steelers will suck without Roethlisberger. Get it?

 

They read like they were written by "that guy" who laughs at his own jokes, then elbows you in the side while repeating (It's a joke, get it?) after you don't laugh at his jokes. Maybe you're "that guy". Don't be "that guy".