So BLS is gonna dump his b!tch GF....

[jerryskids 7,196]

Her rent is paid thru July, and you don't want an inconvenient weekend, so you are going to tell her Monday that she is sleeping in the streets Tuesday.

 

Brilliant !@#

[BMoney 0]

BLS in ONE week - "Get the fock out, I hate you!!"

 

BLS in Two weeks - "OK, this is just sex, but you have to get the fock out after."

 

BLS in Three weeks - "Stop calling me!!! We are over!!!!"

 

BLS in Four Weeks - "Wanna get some breakfast at Perkins?"

 

BLS in Five Weeks - "Fine, you can live here for a week. But that is until you get a place of your own."

 

BLS in Six Weeks - "What? You found a place to stay? I really didn't think you would get one that fast. What's the rush?"

 

BLS in Seven Weeks - "Look, we are just roommates, OK? Not boyfriend/girlfriend. Just friends..........with benefits."

 

BLS in Eight Weeks - "Fock you, ######!!! I can't believe you killed my sister!!! I'm calling the cops!!!"

 

BLS in Eight Weeks and one day - "OK, I'll help you tie the cinderblocks and dump her in the Mississippi River."

 

BLS in Nine Weeks - "Look, put down the gun. I was only kidding about seeing other people."

 

BLS in Four Months - "............to have and to hold.....................in sickness and in health..................."

 

 

with the pearl harbor, do you yell tora tora tora also?..i thought the pearl harbor was when you um...bombed her face while she was sleeping

 

i suggest u do her doggy but before u get wild..caress her booty a lil bit..a massage if u will..make her like it..do it long enough to put a temporary tattoo that says skank there...

 

or parking in rear..all access...you get the point..

[lambert58 73]

Here is the problem that you will have. Trust me it happened to me.

 

I planned on breaking up with an old girl friend because she was major psycho...

 

 

I figured I would go for one more good roll in the hay. During this last banging I did everything to her that I normally wouldn't do.

 

 

It was rough and hard and took me places that I had never been to with her before.

 

 

 

 

SHE LOVED IT!

 

 

 

She got so into the nastiness of the moment and the pure focking without emotion that it made me stay with her another 2 months so I could continue with the pounding..

 

 

I am afraid that you might get sucked in like I did. So instead of banging her before you break up with her just bang her sister and let her find out. win/win.