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Anyone hear the new Budweiser Real Men of Genius commercial?

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it's pretty funny

 

A buddy of mine told me about it...

 

Heard its funny...anyone have a link?

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I found these on a website somewhere...you have to sing the words to the Bud Light tune:

 

Mr. Three Running Back Drafter

Today, we salute you Mr. Three Running Back Drafter.

(High-pitched singer): Mister Three Running Back Dra-af-ter!

(Deep voice): You believe in drafting your third back, before getting your first wide receiver.

(HPS) Gotta be ready for the bye weeks.

(HPS) Mister Three Running Back Dra-af-ter!

(DV) You make it miserable for the rest of us, because you just keep drafting backs.

(HPS) Gonna use them all as trade bait.

(DV) So here's to you, Mr. Three Running Back Drafter. You'll never get burned by taking Terrell Owens, because you're too busy drafting Tatum Bell.

(Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)

 

Mr. Two Defense Hoarder

Today, we salute you Mr. Two Defense Hoarder.

(HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!

(DV) After all, why waste one pick on a defense, when you can waste two?

(HPS) Don't wanna burn my waiver claim.

(HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!

(DV) You believe defense wins fantasy championships, even though the Cardinals just returned another one against the 49ers.

(HPS) Could have waited till the last round.

(DV) So here's to you, Mr. Two Defense Hoarder. While the rest of us are still drafting offensive players, you're set up perfectly for when Cleveland scores in Week 8.

(Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)

 

Mr. Uncontrollable Homer

Today, we salute you Mr. Uncontrollable Homer.

(HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!

(DV) Why make draft rankings, when you can just pick players from your favorite team?

(HPS) It worked in '99 with Az Ha-kee-eem.

(HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!

(DV) When the clock ticks down on your pick, the home team's No. 2 tight end suddenly doesn't look so bad, does he?

(HPS) Must be the team-colored glass-es.

(DV) So here's to you, Mr. Uncontrollable Homer. Let's hope you live in Indianapolis, or your fantasy team is going to really suck.

(Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)

 

Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker

Today, we salute you Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker.

(HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!

(DV) What's the quickest way to show you mean business? By yelling out the name of the top rookie in the second round.

(HPS) Love to hear the crowd oooh and ahh-ha.

(HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!

(DV) Look at me, I'm smarter than you. There's no way that old horse you took is going to keep my young stud down.

(HPS) I've uncovered the next best thi-ing.

(DV) So here's to you, Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker. Your rookie might not make an impact until 2008, but for those 15 seconds in the draft room, you were a star.

(Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)

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