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I leave for a couple hours and come back and NOTHING like last night.

 

Sheesh, guess I"m going to have to go pron surfing now <_<

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I leave for a couple hours and come back and NOTHING like last night.

 

Sheesh, guess I"m going to have to go pron surfing now :cheers:

 

I.F. : My ###### is hard you ready to jump aboard?

1hOttYeVe : oh yhea im so wet right now

I.F. : Why you just shower?

1hOttYeVe : no im wet for you

I.F. : Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator ###### you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.

1hOttYeVe : What the ###### are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?

I.F. : I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...

I.F. : Im sorry lets continue!

1hOttYeVe : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest

I.F. : I pop like 16 boners

1hOttYeVe : what the ######!

I.F. : what?

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I.F. : My ###### is hard you ready to jump aboard?

1hOttYeVe : oh yhea im so wet right now

I.F. : Why you just shower?

1hOttYeVe : no im wet for you

I.F. : Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator ###### you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.

1hOttYeVe : What the ###### are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?

I.F. : I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...

I.F. : Im sorry lets continue!

1hOttYeVe : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest

I.F. : I pop like 16 boners

1hOttYeVe : what the ######!

I.F. : what?

:headbanger:

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:wub: How could that not work? I thought women loved a man who could make them laugh. :ninja:

Laughing wasn't was I was looking for. :headbanger: If that was all it took, all I'd have to do is pull up half the pics of the geeks on this board and I'd be out like a light. :P

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Laughing wasn't was I was looking for. :headbanger: If that was all it took, all I'd have to do is pull up half the pics of the geeks on this board and I'd be out like a light. :wub:

 

 

WOW....OUCH, SNAP, BAMM :ninja:

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Laughing wasn't was I was looking for. :headbanger: If that was all it took, all I'd have to do is pull up half the pics of the geeks on this board and I'd be out like a light. :wub:

I thought that's what you meant you were doing when you went "surfing" :ninja:

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I thought that's what you meant you were doing when you went "surfing" :headbanger:

At the pics of most of these geeks?? You're not serious are you??? :wub:

 

BTW - YGM

 

WOW....OUCH, SNAP, BAMM :ninja:

 

Pucker Up

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At the pics of most of these geeks?? You're not serious are you??? :headbanger:

 

BTW - YGM

Pucker Up

 

are you being mean?!?!?!?! :ninja:

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At the pics of most of these geeks?? You're not serious are you??? :headbanger:

 

Have you ever known me to be serious?

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Have you ever known me to be serious?

 

so you don't get off to the pic of my skinny ass in a ghostbusters t-shirt??? :headbanger:

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are you being mean?!?!?!?! :dunno:

Nevah!!!! :wub:

 

you should take a shower with your SO saw...

I don't have one :cry:

 

Have you ever known me to be serious?

Nevah!! :wub:

 

What exactly is this thing, "sleep"? I think I have heard of it before.

:dunno:

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Are you asking to try it with me?

:dunno:

Sleep?? Why, you saying you could put me to sleep easily? :dunno:

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so you don't get off to the pic of my skinny ass in a ghostbusters t-shirt??? :dunno:

Please tell me you quoted the wrong post. :dunno:

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What exactly is this thing, "sleep"? I think I have heard of it before.

 

If you're in the DC area, you could come work with me right now. I'm watching the rats run back and forth across the front drive. Pretty exciting stuff. :dunno:

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Sheesh, guess I"m going to have to go pron surfing now :wub:

Do chics really look at pron sites? I thought women were emotionaly stimulated and men were visually stimulated? :pointstosky:

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