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Dubya to speak tonight

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My guess is he's going to urge patience in the war in Iraq (because four years is not enough time), claim that the execution of Saddam Hussein was a step forward, and act like a surge of 20K troops is going to make a difference. :ninja:

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As long as he isnt raising my taxes I dont care what he is doing.

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"My fellow Americans, I have just consulted God. He has told me that I am a good boy and that I know more than lifetime military minds when it comes to war. So, using my superior knowledge of war campaigning I'm going to do two things:

 

1) slowly introduce 20,000 new troops to bolster the ground forces

2) arm every soldier with a pickle sword

 

We have had major successes so far, like toppling a regime, freeing Iraq's peoples, and giving untold fortunes to my constituents through huge government contracts. Thank you for your tax dollars, and electing a Congress that bowed to my will of war in the first place. Amen."

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