Bindi Irwin (future wife to Donald Trump)

[Giants Fan 85]

"My Diaddy was my heiro!" (and you know there was a big life insurance policy)

 

Give her 10 years ... she's gonna be YUGE!

 

:combover:

 

 

I'm really not a perv. 10 years ... I said 10 years! Or 11 ... whatever! 18! LEGAL! I'd be 40 somethig. Her Mom is also kinda hot ... for an old wrinkled lady with a big fat ass nearing 37.

 

If you saw her ass ... you'd say ... "Crikey!" ... but ... she's rich.

 

Han Solo: How rich?

 

Chewie: Mwaaahhhh!!!

 

Luke: The daughter in 10 years, will be so hot ... you would eat the krill from her seaweed enema ... for lunch. That rich.

 

Han Solo: I can't imagine a chick that rich.

 

Luke: Imagine it! Great tatas too!

 

Han Solo: Like just big, or like ...

 

Luke: Big, firm ... she's a focking princess! Her dad wrestled aligators!

 

Chewie: Whaaaa

 

Han Solo: I expect at least a good blow job.

 

Luke: Oh you'll get it. R2?

 

R2: Bleep ... blork ... blork.

 

Han Solo: Ok ... fine you got me. You better be right kid.

 

Luke: Oh, I'm gonna be right. The force is strong with this one. Future cute girl ... the symapathy vote is there ... and I don't think she'll go "Paris Hilton" ... she's gonna be like the Cousteua kid ... but better looking.

[NewbieJr 540]

Perhaps you should just go to the authorities and turn yourself in and save them the trouble.

 

There's something terribly unnataral about looking at 8 year-olds and thinking about how hot they're going to be.

 

:scrambles to remove all photos of daughter from website: