GettnHuge 2 Posted April 5, 2007 http://tard-blog.com/ I teach special education, kindergarten through 6th grade. I think it is important to note that, just like candy, retards will do anything for stickers. One of my kids is a highly-functioning autistic. He is very smart, but quite troubled. This was our sticker conversation today, ("Brad" is his name): Brad: "Do I get two stickers today, one for last Wednesday and one for today?" Me: "No, Brad, you didn't earn your sticker last Wednesday, you did not make good choices, and talked back to the recess teacher and kicked Fred." Me: "Fine. I hate you. I hate you so much. My Dad hates you to. Your a sorry ######. My dad buys me all the stickers I want, so I don't even need more stickers. You are greedy and an ######." At this point I hit the button on the wall, to summon the principal for help. Brad starts to tear his sticker book apart. Page by page, ripping it to shreds. This lasts for like 30 seconds. At which point he looks at me and says, "Now look what you made me do!! My dad is gonna be so mad at you. You owe me three months of stickers for this." Needless to say, the tard will not get another sticker from me. He will not get to chose from the Friday treat jar either. two thumbs up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted April 5, 2007 15: Even punishments can be funny If the tards are bad at recess, they have to sit at the "ball box" and untangle the jumpropes. It is virtually impossible for them. I make them do it so I can watch them get frustrated and kick and grunt. These are the small pleasures that make my day tolerable. 52: Tards send themselves cards: In order to assist the kids in writing out their Valentines, I sent home a list containing the names of every kid in the class. Basically, I photocopied my attendance sheet. The funniest part of this is that almost every kid addressed a valentine to themselves! (To: Brad, From: Brad) None of them had any clue that they had done this either. As they were distributing their cards, they would read out loud who it was to. They didn't even think twice when reading that they had given themselves a valentine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,231 Posted April 5, 2007 An oldie but a goodie. I read them all a long time ago. I know they've had two teachers post there, I was hoping there would be a third, but sadly, no. Still mucho hillarity and worth the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted April 5, 2007 I've heard about it before but just never got around to it. #57 is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
