Last night

[SUXBNME 1,340]

I met an older woman at the bar last night.

She wasn't bad for a 57 year old.

 

After about our 5th drink, she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsmans Double", (a mother and daughter 3some)

I said no.

 

We had a few more drinks, then she says that tonight's my lucky night.

We go to her house, she turns the hall light on and shouts:

 

"Mom, you still awake?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke, obviously

[Big_Pete 0]

I was warming up the keyboard to type B.S.

[Guest Davaco]

I met an older woman at the bar last night.

She wasn't bad for a 57 year old.

 

After about our 5th drink, she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsmans Double", (a mother and daughter 3some)

I said no.

 

We had a few more drinks, then she says that tonight's my lucky night.

We go to her house, she turns the hall light on and shouts:

 

"Mom, you still awake?"

 

joke, obviously

 

of course its a joke, you cant score with the ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the jihad lives on

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Teets are teets. The older they are the softer they feel.

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

I was warming up the keyboard to type B.S.

It seems unfortunately you are wearing off on poor Sux with these wacked out stories.

[redtodd 7]

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

[dolfan06 1]

Hey SUXBNME--I thought this joke was funny, because the way you told it, it built up the expectation that the 57-year-old was the older of the two women who'd be having sex with you, not the younger. Because if she was the younger, the second one would probably be 75 at the very youngest, and the prospect of sex with a 57-year-old and a 75-year-old is DEFINITELY not as appealing as sex with a 57-year-old and maybe a woman in her mid-to-late 30's. I mean, talk about pulling the old switcharoo! Well done.