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Poker Geeks: Jen Tilly ... phhht ... let the Phils have her.

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I still prefer Shannon Elizabeth, though the bags that have developed under her eyes presumably from playing too much poker are a sign of bad things to come for her.

 

She's nowhere near as good, or as hot as she seems to think she is, but I have no doubt she'd be a great lay.

 

And she's hotter than the chick you posted.

 

And Jen Tilly is too - what a rack on her.

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She's also really smart. Full ride to law school.

 

I LOVE Shannon too, she's hotter for sure ... but not nearly as smart. And I saw her recently on some show ... and I think she got the bags "taken care of". I wish she had never got implants. She wa gorgeous, naturally.

 

Rather bang Shannon, rather date Vanessa.

 

:ninja:

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Sign up at Pitbull. Mr. WSOP choke artist.

 

WSOP - A place you'll never be :cry:

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WSOP - A place you'll never be :cry:

 

I'm a profitable player. I have never lost $10k, and like it or not that was a $10k loss, and you KNEW ... you HAD TO KNOW to lay that hand down. I lost a hand tonight, pocket Aces, it happens ... and I blame myself for playing it wrong, because you should just go all in pre flop ... and if you lose with pocket aces, nobody can say it was a bad move. If you are gonna slow play it, you also gotta be ready to throw it away.

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You're right. I'll never play at the WSOP. If I was a profitable player I wouldn't be playing play money all the time. And those times you spanked me in the geek tourney, all I can say is WOW!!!

 

thanks man. :cry:

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What... 2 games? Bad beats, both times. And you didn't take me out of either game. Just bad luck.

 

Anytime ... chump.

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What... 2 games? Bad beats, both times. And you didn't take me out of either game. Just bad luck.

 

Anytime ... chump.

 

I've challenged you numerous times. Put up some real cash and we'll talk. Until then you're still just GFIAFP.

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I'M ON PITBULL RIGHT NOW! DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT! COME PLAY ME! I'M WAITING FOR YOU!

 

Sigh.

 

I don't have an account, but for $200 I could......

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I've won THREE 6 person, $3 SNG's there tonight. One just now. $11 and change, for first. Lotta fish ... you should join. I don't care about the referall, just focking sign up, and we'll play.

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I've won THREE 6 person, $3 SNG's there tonight. One just now. $11 and change, for first. Lotta fish ... you should join. I don't care about the referall, just focking sign up, and we'll play.

 

Dumbass. I don't want to play there. If you want me to play there send me two bills, or if you want to play me come to a real poker site and we'll play. You're a bad poker player. That's why you play play money all the time. When you're ready to play for real let me know. Damn you're pathetic.

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Sign up for the FFtoday league I created ... you could win that and more. Thursday nights, 9 PM EST.

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Sign up for the FFtoday league I created ... you could win that and more. Thursday nights, 9 PM EST.

 

I'll pass. As usual you're full of hot air and nothing of substance. Can't believe I even clicked on this thread. You should still check out Clonie. She's hot.

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Believe it or not, I'm still on a dialup modem, so ... big money online, yeah ... no thanks. Those 3 wins are for over $35 REAL MONEY. I'm on a Mac, and Pokerroom kicked us all out, it's my only option. Pure flash, plays on any OS.

 

Yeah, come to Phoenix anytime man, you want me to drop $200? I wanna see the money right there, no online shiat ... and I'll play anybody. I can show you where I play at the Casino here, usually limit ... prevents me from getting too crazy.

 

But NL, heads up ... I CAN BEAT ANYBODY! Come visit, ANYTIME!

 

I also know a couple places we can play with no rake. Go to the store and get new cards if you want.

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Repeat: Mac OSX .... my choices are limited to PitbullPoker.com ... and PLAY MONEY at Pokerroom. I play online for practice. Mostly ..... mostly.

 

Architoothus, same nick as before ... you can come play me, or not. Up to you. And if you wanna come visit Phoenix, maybe I can get you a spot in my local game. I'll even buy a share ... since yer so good. My friends don't need to know you played in the WSOP .... none of us have.

 

Winter ... is better. More Tourists. But come visit, anytime!

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