Hey Redtodd - You might be able to use this one!

[Ravens 03 0]

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

 

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

 

" Why are you stopping"? she whispered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He whispered back, " I found the remote".

[Ravens 03 0]

Bump for the blind redtodd!

[redtodd 7]

I never noticed this thread, sorry.

 

I laughed.

[Ravens 03 0]

I laughed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[randandy 0]

alright redtodd, being the comedian, make us laugh. speaking in public does not a comedian make.

 

whats twenty feet long and smells like urine?

the mamba line at a nursing home

 

why did the hair piece move to hollywood?

he was looking for a part (i made that one up)

 

why did the hair piece in hollywood commit suicide?

he didnt get the part (that too)

 

why did the sponge contain vinegar?

hes dying on a focking cross, you gonna offer him a corona with lime?

[redtodd 7]

alright redtodd, being the comedian, make us laugh.

 

How long have you been here and you expect me to be funny?

 

I am not funny when it comes to typing.

[randandy 0]

How long have you been here and you expect me to be funny?

 

I am not funny when it comes to typing.

 

you do realise speach is just type

 

minus the sound of clicking?

[redtodd 7]

you do realise speach is just type

 

minus the sound of clicking?

 

Not true. I know many people who are painfully unfunny in person. Give them a keyboard and they are comedic geniuses.

[IndyTom 0]

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

 

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

 

" Why are you stopping"? she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote".

 

That's hilarious!

 

The wife liked it too - it sounds like us.

[randandy 0]

Not true. I know many people who are painfully unfunny in person. Give them a keyboard and they are comedic geniuses.

 

speaking in public, or that ability, does not a comedian make

 

there are funny people everywhere, it takes time to shine light and lift stones

[redtodd 7]

speaking in public, or that ability, does not a comedian make

 

there are funny people everywhere, it takes time to shine light and lift stones

 

You post made me start masturbating while humming the Star Bangle Banner.

[randandy 0]

You post made me start masturbating while humming the Star Bangle Banner.

 

at your next gig, try that one.

 

if i were to masterbate, something cuban, maybe.

 

whats their anthem?

[donhaas 18]

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

 

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

 

" Why are you stopping"? she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote".

 

This would be funnier if the woman was a Denny's waitress

[swirvenirvin 25]

good joke but not for a comedy routine

[bob_probert_2000 1]

I'd go with the ovaltine routine. It's gold .