jerryskids 6,798 Posted August 7, 2007 Saw this bumper sticker on a wannabee sports car today: "Officer, I have no coffee, cleavage, or donuts. So please just give me the ticket already." I can't help but think: how many cops are going to stop him just because of it? Or if he is stopped for some marginal offense, will the officer decide he needs a full anal search? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Saw this bumper sticker on a wannabee sports car today: "Officer, I have no coffee, cleavage, or donuts. So please just give me the ticket already." I can't help but think: how many cops are going to stop him just because of it? Or if he is stopped for some marginal offense, will the officer decide he needs a full anal search? one way to avoid that full anal search... every time you leave the house apply bright red dollar store lipstick around THEhole. copper uh-uh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 so, the chick at the airport? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,798 Posted August 7, 2007 so, the chick at the airport? I meet many chicks at the airport. Did I post about one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Gladstone 33 Posted August 7, 2007 I saw an awesome bumper sticker today. It said: Cuuuut it Ouuuuut! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 I meet many chicks at the airport. Did I post about one? i think it was you. yep, it was... I was in the San Jose airport today waiting to fly back home. A hottie MILF, who looked a lot like Annette Benning, came up to the bar looking for a "to go" cup for her bloody mary. She was clearly drunk and vulnerable, and while I made light conversation, and she clearly showed (albeit drunk) interest, I made no attempt to close the deal. Should I go to counseling or something? (thats the one, of your many, i was referring to) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,798 Posted August 7, 2007 i think it was you. yep, it was... I was in the San Jose airport today waiting to fly back home. A hottie MILF, who looked a lot like Annette Benning, came up to the bar looking for a "to go" cup for her bloody mary. She was clearly drunk and vulnerable, and while I made light conversation, and she clearly showed (albeit drunk) interest, I made no attempt to close the deal. Should I go to counseling or something? (thats the one, of your many, i was referring to) Oh yeah. When I posted the above, I remember thinking about posting that, but I wasn't sure if I did, because I'm kinda drunk now in my hotel room. So what about her? And what does that have to do with a bumper sticker? Also, wanna hear about today's hottie airplane chick story? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Oh yeah. When I posted the above, I remember thinking about posting that, but I wasn't sure if I did, because I'm kinda drunk now in my hotel room. So what about her? And what does that have to do with a bumper sticker? Also, wanna hear about today's hottie airplane chick story? absolutely nothing. im grabbing a beer, tell me the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,798 Posted August 7, 2007 absolutely nothing. im grabbing a beer, tell me the story. So I get on the plane (SW, open seating) and end up on the aisle in the last row. A little while later a very attractive MILF (blonde, 36 D, cleavage showing) walks up and asks if the window seat is taken. No, please do, I say, as I rise. I also get out of my seat. We smile at each other as she passes by. Shortly thereafter, another guy comes and sits in the middle. They strike up a convo half way thru and talk for the rest of the flight. They exchange names, but as near as I can tell, that was it. I finish all of the puzzles in USA Today and one LA Times crossword puzzle. I like puzzles, by the way. The end. I sense that the Annette Benning story was better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted August 7, 2007 So I get on the plane (SW, open seating) and end up on the aisle in the last row. A little while later a very attractive MILF (blonde, 36 D, cleavage showing) walks up and asks if the window seat is taken. No, please do, I say, as I rise. I also get out of my seat. We smile at each other as she passes by. Shortly thereafter, another guy comes and sits in the middle. They strike up a convo half way thru and talk for the rest of the flight. They exchange names, but as near as I can tell, that was it. I finish all of the puzzles in USA Today and one LA Times crossword puzzle. I like puzzles, by the way. The end. I sense that the Annette Benning story was better. that was beautiful we'll call it... "christian porn" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
