Just pulled a hair out of my chest

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

5 1/4 inches. Guess I can cancel that gorilla costume for Halloween.

 

Daham. I need to meet some peeps down here in Floorda.

[NewbieJr 541]

Buy a Wahl trimmer. Put on a #2 guard. Run it over your neanderthal-like body.

 

It will not shave you, you will still have every hair you had before, but they will all be nice and short, but not so short as to be stubbly.