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tubby_mcgee

Asking yourself how to greaten your meat stick without using drastic methods?

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The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!

 

May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k?

 

Don't you think it's time you stopped being a loser with a tiny pen!s?

 

 

Well?

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your mom has yet to complain.... :lol:

 

 

and once i kick her down the steps afterward....she has no memory of the event anyway....

 

when she wakes up from her mini-coma..she knows its time to stagger to the kitchen to make me a sammich...

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