Marisol Nichols - Top 10 hottest B celebs over 40?

[Giants Fan 85]

[Giants Fan 85]

It's very hard to be punk rock, when you are just a nerdy white kid in a hick town, and I suppose that "nerdy white kid" thing kinda spoke to a lot of people, when all of a sudden, this was on the radio:

 

 

"You are not ready for this."

 

- Kurt Cobain's Mom, after hearing Nevermind before it was released

[Giants Fan 85]

To be fair, Nevermind is prolly still the best album since .... Dark Side of The Moon. And still, better than everything since.

 

Pearl Jam, 10 .... Been downhill since, prolly also in the discussion. Same time period, also from Seattle.

 

I know that feeling, as an artist ... the stars are aligned or whatever. But like Lawrence Taylor changed football, Nirvana changed rock and roll. They broke the rules, and they didn't care. They were just too good to stop, at the time.

[Giants Fan 85]

So, wtf do I have in common with a 14 year old girl? Nothing.

 

Marisol Nichols on the other hand ... Prolly remembers Nirvana. She was like 19 when Nevermind came out.

[Giants Fan 85]

Scummy New Yorker accent:

 

Yo, Marisol ... i thought they made that shiat illegal because of the hole in the ozone!

[Giants Fan 85]

Get it?

 

Ok, I totally hafta date someone with a sense of humor. So, one of my jokes is the kinda thing only smart people get, like my last one ... marisol ... aerosol ... Nevermind. Reminds me of a story.

 

I am like 30 on a date with rhis bilogist chick that was very dry. We were both into science, but I was kinda specific, into cephalopods in captivity, and she was kinda specific, saving the Hudson River from pollution. So, she's this nerdy, granola chick right, grew up without a TV. She's Finnish. Could totally be hot, but not interested in trying. There was some romance between us, but we were mostly friends. i never even kissed her.

 

So, she grew up reading a lot, she knows Shakespeare better than I do, which isn't saying much. We go out on a date,min NYC ... hamlet, with I think Leonardo Dicaprio was out. So, I buy our tickets, we are walking to the correct theater. Remeber, some pig movie was big at the time, and I say, "OK, Hamlet ... that's the story sbout the little pig, right?" and she is just silent. "And the spider save's it life, right?" ... it's a joke my smart friends find funny, when I pretend to be dumb.

 

She didn't laugh.

[Giants Fan 85]

Yeah ... that's pretty much the best I got. If youdon't at least pretend to laugh ... and you look at me like, WTF kinda dumbfock am I on a date with ... this aint gonna work.

[Giants Fan 85]

She was hot though ... Kinda looked liked Jennifer Connely.

 

"Who?" uhhh .... Pretty dark haired actress with blue eyes? Requiem for a Dream? Seriously, she was like ... not in touch with being American at all.

 

Course, I ran across an entire poker table of men the other day .... "Sean Connery?"

 

No, Jennifer Connely. She's only one of the most beautiful women in the world.

 

What has she been in?

 

Good question .... Oh, A Beautiful Mind ... She played the gladiators wife in that one. Yep, yeah Russel Crowe, plays his wife. That's a good one.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Not about to get into a discussion about Nash equilibrium with these droolers that can't even remember who a pretty woman is.

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Seriously, get help

[Giants Fan 85]

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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I got a cousin, works for Cal Tech .... he actually can't even tell me eaxctly what he works on, besides nanotechnology. But he is kinda one of those Nash level geniuses. He has to take a lot of medication to just be normal. One time I was trying to get him into cards, thinking like, Rain Man ... maybe my deviousness, combined with his math skills ... He sucked. He was a horrible card player, and I was kinda stunned at like how he can talk about the structure of a flies wing, on a celular level ... for days, perhaps years. How a wing is built in nature ... but simple pot odds .... he apparently just overlooks it, too easy ... and because of that, he can't do it. He doesn't even care to try. Not interesting to him. If it wasn't for his meds, prolly couldn't talk to him at all.

 

There's a fine line between being a genius, and going fockimg crazy because nobody else gets what you are talking about.

[Giants Fan 85]

Even more sad when at a table full lf horny old dude's my age and older ... Nobody knows who Jennifer Connelly is.

[Giants Fan 85]

You dunno ... Who this chick even is? WTF is wrong with you?