NFL players are expanding their criminal activity portfolio...

[seafoam1 3,527]

What did Browns linebacker Mychal Kendricks do?

 

Did he drink and drive? No.

Did he punch his wife in the face on an elevator then drag her unconscious body to a hotel room? No.

Did he obstruct justice in a murder investigation? No.

Did he murder a friend execution style? No.

Did he kill his pregnant girlfriend and throw her in the trunk of his car? No.

Did he carry a gun into a New York nightclub and shoot himself in the leg? No.

Did he get get arrested on illegal gun charges? No.

Did he get accused of sexual assault? No.

Did he do etc.... etc.... etc.... along this common thread of criminal activity we see constantly from the NFL player? No.

 

It's refreshing to see an aberration from the normal violent crimes the NFL players often bring to this form of entertainment?

 

What did Mychal do?

 

From USA Today:

"Federal authorities announced Wednesday that Cleveland Browns linebacker Mychal Kendricks and television writer/producer Damilare Sonoiki have been indicted on insider trading charges.

 

U.S. Attorney William M. McSwain said in a news conference that Kendricks allegedly received non-public information about corporate mergers in 2014 from Sonoiki, who was an employee at Goldman Sachs at the time. Kendricks then used that information to invest in the companies that were about to be acquired, McSwain said, and made approximately $1.2 million in profit."

 

 

Best part of all? Mychal's apology (Not being being sarcastic):

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlxobhHWwAAD_Z2.jpg:large

 

Glad to see an NFL player who wants to commit a crime but not by killing or beating people, nor putting lives in danger by driving 500 mph in a 35 school zone or carrying illegal weapons, or drinking and driving etc...

 

Fairwell Mychal. Good luck in prison. And as Martha Stewart can attest, you will be going to a more friendly prison than where Rae Carruth went some years back.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Paul Crewe's defense just got a bit stronger...

[bobby heenan 60]

salute to them ballers engaging in white collar crimes!

[seafoam1 3,527]

salute to them ballers engaging in white collar crimes!

It's about time. The majority of these players that get into trouble didn't go to college to increase their brain power. I wish they would all take on white collar crimes in place of beating up their girlfriends. It would be much easier to catch them and the victims in the crime won't try to just get paid off and say, "Oh, I didn't really mean to accuse him of beating me, I just uhhh, well, gotta go to the bank now."

[bobby heenan 60]

It's about time. The majority of these players that get into trouble didn't go to college to increase their brain power. I wish they would all take on white collar crimes in place of beating up their girlfriends. It would be much easier to catch them and the victims in the crime won't try to just get paid off and say, "Oh, I didn't really mean to accuse him of beating me, I just uhhh, well, gotta go to the bank now."

reminds me of carl nassib trying to give out financial advice on hard knocks.....

[seafoam1 3,527]

reminds me of carl nassib trying to give out financial advice on hard knocks.....

Hard Knocks truly makes the NFL one step closer to the WWF. Or whatever they call it these days.

 

But the police blotter is so much more fun overall when it comes to idiot football players attempting to execute worldly logic.