Hey guys! There's a chemical plant fire in Deer Park texas!

[wiffleball 4,797]

... which is a little bit like saying there's a tree in Yellowstone. 

 

Good God, they need one of those Simpsons bubbles. 

[lickin_starfish 2,040]

Chemical fires, train derailments belching toxic smoke, tens of thousands of cows exploding into a firey blaze, chickens choking on bird flu, Europe cancelling farming, banks failing left and right, Potato doing potato stuff, and the brink of WW3.

... And here I sit, in the sun drinking beers and sniffing grilled meat.

[wiffleball 4,797]

2 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Chemical fires, train derailments belching toxic smoke, tens of thousands of cows exploding into a firey blaze, chickens choking on bird flu, Europe cancelling farming, banks failing left and right, Potato doing potato stuff, and the brink of WW3.

... And here I sit, in the sun drinking beers and sniffing grilled meat.

This made me LOL