Scared the crap outta this poor guy

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Routine Dr appointment after my week in the horsepital. 

 

Doc leaves, brings back a pillow. 

 

Sleep or Whambulance. 

 

Hearts apparently doing Lambada. 

 

Sleep please. 

 

...Then everybody leaves at noon on Fridays. 

 

1217, I stumble outta the exam room. Hadn't slept in days. 

Annoying beeping noise. 

 

Whatever, gotta pee. 

 

Get done. Open the pisser door..

 

Napoleon Rent A Cop. On high intruder alert!

Wrong time & place. 

 

I swear, I think he tinkled a Lil bit. 

 

Ima be chuckling all weekend. 

 

Poor Lil fella. 

 

I bet his heart wasn't exactly Lake Placid either. 

 

Sure hope his Mom makes him yams with little marshmallows as they watch blue bloods tonight. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'm glad no animals was harmed.