Are you still licking your wifes body?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Does she still lick yours?  Walk up to her with a spray can of reddi whip, spray it on your elbow, and tell her “lick me”. What did she do?

[lickin_starfish 1,937]

Your wife says you taste like onions. Keep it fresh, and she might stop coming to me.