Until the age of 3, he slept in a hollowed out watermelon.

[seafoam1 3,087]

"Even the NBC peacock, is wearing an afro."

"Until the age of 3, he slept in a hollowed out watermelon."

"...he still drinks ripple from a jelly glass."

"If you think he is small now, you should have seen his doctor when he was born, he didn't know if he was a human or a Jimmy Dean Pork sausage. 

"I started singing gospel at the age of 6, and he started breaking comandments at the age of 7."

 

[seafoam1 3,087]

All you liberals should really watch this. Maybe you will learn something about reality. 

[weepaws 3,206]

Somethinv?

[seafoam1 3,087]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Somethinv?

Weird....