Bunny Story Time

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So my Lady and I go to see a cover band Thursday night. We got there early to to get a drink and table. Place was full of twenty/thirty something kids We were probably the oldest fawkers in the room. I NEVER go anywhere with my back to the entrance. But since we were in the front, I did. I noticed she was checking out the crowd at the bar. I kept watching her and asked who she’s looking at?  My Lady: That guy that looks like Eddie Vedder.  Me: Go talk to him then. Yous hot. My Lady: Now way! Me: You’re hot, why not? Just talk.  My Lady: You go, withgame. Who do  you like?   
 

 As we’re saying this a 5’3 brunette Latina (38D) wearing a purple mini skirt dress with high heels walks by. Me: Her.. My Lady: I love your confidence but no way.!  Without hesitation I get up. Go to the bar and order a beer and shot of Rumple and ask for a five and quarters and leave a tip.

 I’m behind her at the jukebox and tossed the quarters in front of her whist see is choosing what song.  Me: I’m sorry darlin.  And go to pick them up.  Oxygen: I’ll get them..  Every one was watching. So I gave her a five and said play two songs. AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long and Tom Petty American Girl. Thanks.  Oxygen: Wait, I want your number! And give you a kiss and hug.  And she did. I gave her my number, 876-54309 and told her not to call till next week.

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