Exclusive invitation to join Trump's Advisory Board

[Engorgeous George 1,185]

I just got a text.  It is my exclusive invitation to join Trump's Advisory Board.  All I need do to accept is to send him money and to answer a few questions.  They are yes/no questions where the "yes" answer is denominated "yes MAGA"  There are different levels of Advisor.  They recommend i send $47.00 if I think Trump is (not was, but is) the Greatest President of All Time.  This is a bit more than the required administrative fee of $20.24 but it is an option open to me.  They also allow they would accept even more money if i am willing to send a greater sum.

 

This is pretty heady stuff, an exclusive invitation and all to be a Presidential advosor to a man who is not President but I think I am going to pass.  The thing is I don't want to be impolite.  Perhaps I can RSVP my regrets but can include a McDonald's gift card along with my rejection of this oh so exclusive invitation.  That way he can eat away his disappointment.  I welcome input on other ideas to express my regrets.