Nancy Grace Got Fingered Gracefully

[BunnysBastatrds 2,534]

 I might, might thumb that pudding given the opportunity. Fawk it, i would.✌

[josh wiley 63]

Do u have a filter or has this already gone through your filer?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,534]

1 minute ago, josh wiley said:

Do u have a filter or has this already gone through your filer?

 Both

[josh wiley 63]

I guess better question would be “ what’s still hanging out on other side of the filter that didn’t make it through?” That’s a scary thought

[Maximum Overkill 2,265]

18 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I might, might thumb that pudding given the opportunity. Fawk it, i would.✌

I wouldn't fuk that with your dik. 

[josh wiley 63]

Give her a call. U never know what might happen. Seems like u have a way with the ladies. Maybe u could show her this post u made about her

[jonnyutah 421]

How can nancy mace make this about her?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,534]

1 hour ago, josh wiley said:

I guess better question would be “ what’s still hanging out on other side of the filter that didn’t make it through?” That’s a scary thought

 I didn’t hit it. My fault 

[Maximum Overkill 2,265]

Maybe a 25 year old Nancy Grace 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,534]

11 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Maybe a 25 year old Nancy Grace 

 Pooosay. I fingered a sixty year old just to say “Pick a finger mam”

[Maximum Overkill 2,265]

Cheeto Fingers 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,534]

 I fawked a fifty two year old for money. She was an Iranian woman professor at UNO. I was twenty two. So im at an expensive bar one night wearing my nice ZCavaricias, nice shirt, and a cowboy eighties hat. I was running out of money as I had to go to Orleans Parish court for a ticket I got doing a hundred four in a fifty MPH on the I-10. She walks up and asks if I would like a drink for me and my friend. She was short, dark, brown eyes, (34B) strange curly hair, but beautiful brown eyes, and she had money. Im going in. We had quite a few drinks and my friend Glorioso said he was taking off and to be safe you idget. 
 

 Knowing he was my ride home, she turns to me and asks if I wanted to come with her. I took a shot and told her I charge $150 a night. She said let’s go now. Get to her two story condo and she freshens up a bit. I’m having a cocktail and a smoke, she comes down in a nighttime sexy dress, and says “where?” I chugged my vodka martini and headed up the stairs and her halfway up. She was a screamer and was loving every second of it. I finished all over her back.,Then three more times in her bedrooms and she loved my fingers and. Have to admit, it was fun. 
 

 I wake up that morning to the sound…dzzzzzh. I had two hundred dollars on my chest and she was taking Polaroids of me with morning wood. One more time we go and she makes breakfast. Drained and in need of a drink, it’s noon, and she says “you look a lot like beautiful son.”  

 

 She brings me home and and I thank her. She then says “I’ll see again tonight?” Ohhhh shiothead! 
 

 Glorioso picks me and brings me to court. Feeling like I have magical powers, I,flirt,with,the assistant DA (38D) and she reduces the fine to sixty five in a fifty. $150.00 I saw her again that and fingered in the car helicopter style.

 Moral of the story, let it ride.