Friday Funhouse Day

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 Let’s have some fawking fun today. All posters, post something fun. A fun story about anything or anything fun you’ve experienced or an antidote. Nothing political or any trolling. I’ll start. 
 

 It was the foggy night in Fat City and the power went out at The Last Stop lounge. The bar was half full. It was midnight and nobody was going anywhere because of the fog and the fawking power outage. So we all stayed put. Billy the bartender says beers and shots are half off. They had a few candles they placed on the bar and two pool tables. No music but watching people and hearing them convesate was really interesting. One girl got knocked up in the parking lot at Charities down the street. Girl crabs last week. Another two talked about their cheating with other  guys. It was a trip. Oh forgot. The Ski Lodge, a block away where we got our coke was open and quite a few 8-Ball’s were purchased that night. I had one. 
 

The power was out going on two hours and didn’t look like it was going to be fixed anytime soon. Word was, some drunk biotch took out a telephone poll that two important transformers. It’s two a clock now and just about everyone is medium to well done. Girls are getting horny. Heard one girl 38d) ask a guy if he wanted to go to her car and There were a couple of guys who couldn’t stand each other but we’re having a blast getting to actually know they were pretty much the same. Who knew a power outage and heavy fog could make people come together. Was fun to see. 
 

 I still have half an 8-Ball left and headed to the bathroom. Sloppy Samantha (40DD) followed me. We get in the bathroom and she locks the door. We did a few bumps and started making out. I began to finger her and Sloppy Samantha says “I hope you don’t think less of me, but I am on period and really want you to cvm inside of me. I pulled my fingers out and it looked like I had given a trackenotomy. Me: I’m not into that.  Sloppy Samantha: I am. We did some more blood, I mean blow, and I said Fawk it. And I did. As soon as I did, the lights came back on. I laughed at first till I looked down in Why is it brown/reddish? I cleaned up and did sombrero blow, went to the bar and got a drink and left. I was traumatized. I’d never done that before. It haunts me to this day. I renamed her Scary Samantha.

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I accepted Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior in 2000 February 6th.  Now that was fun.