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A question that has bedeviled me for the ages;

 

When wimmens cross their legs, and then, at some point, begin randomly tossing/flipping one of them absent-mindedly. I swear, I've gotten a 100 different responses. - Maybe that's the deal - there is no one answer, but curious your/your SO's opinion;

 

What does it mean when wimmens do this? A sampling of answers:

 

  1. Bored
  2. Showing off new shoes
  3. "I dunno"
  4. Bored - showing impatience
  5. My personal fave - it feels good in the nethers :wub:
  6. Trying to attract (or distract through attraction) a guy
  7. Naturally fidgety
  8. Fidgiting - because it burns calories (NS)

 

 

The reason this floated back into my synapses is a while ago, biitches started biitching about "man-spreading" (Not to be cornfused with "mansplaining" (STFUP biitch) on the subway/bus, etc.

 

I dunno about you guys, but that's never been much of an issue for me. However, I've long ago lost track of how many times my shin took a stilleto to the bone because some biitch is splayed out like a hooker on a daybed. -Listen, sugartiits, when it's crowded, pull them pins in and sit like a person, huh?

 

At least for man-spreading, there's (usually) a valid anatomical / physiological reason for doing so. Once I 'man-splained' that to wimmen, they 'got' it. - But as per usual, focked if I can get a straight answer on the leg-dangling/toss/toe-flip thingy.

 

 

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Just watch intently and rub your crotch. They will most likely stop.

Start at the belly button. It's a little more subtle thank rubbing the Genitals right off the bat.

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