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ASMR

Yesterday, 08:20 AM

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[2][3] and may overlap with frisson.

So I heard about this because apparently there are a bunch of videos and such (some dirty some not) designed to trigger this, and help one get sleepy. Apparently these videos are banned in china.

I decided to check it out. Its weird as Fock, but damn if it doesnt kind of work. Relaxing anyway.

(Wear headphones. Its better that way.)

Hot Chick TV Draft (Vikes OTC)

12 September 2018 - 10:13 PM

Ok. Ive taken this thing over. If you are in, please check in here.

Here are the categories.

60s
70s
80s
90s
00s
10s
MILF
Girl Next Door/jailbait
Slut/bimbo
Badass b!tch (can fight)

Thats ten categories. Lets go two deep in each. Thats 20 rounds. Work for everyone?

Pics are required. If you submit a pick without a pic, it doesnt count and you are skipped. YouTube video will work as well.

You draft the actress. For example, as its already been name dropped in the other thread, you draft Tiffany Amber Theissien. You get both Kelley kapowski (SBTB) and Valerie Malone (90210).

A lady must have been a regular on the show for at least five episodes. No guest star one offs.

 

1.01 - TBBOM - Danica McKellar - Girl Next Door/Jailbait

1.02 - Volty - Farah Fawcett - 70's

1.03 - Posty - Sophia Vergara

1.04 - Raider - Tiffany Amber Theissan - Girl Next Door

1.05 - Shots - Pamela Anderson - Pending

1.06 - Herbi - Jessica Biel - Girl Next Door

1.07 - Vikes - Alyssa Milano - 80's

1.08 - BigGuy- Suzanne Somers -70's

2.01 - BigGuy- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 90's

2.02 - Vikes - Jennifer Love Hewitt - 00's

2.03 - Herbi - Elisha Cuthbert - Girl Next Door

2.04 - Shots - Gina Gershon (no category)

2.05 - Raider -Lynda Carter - (70's)

2.06 - Volty - Christina Applegate - Slut

2.07 - TBBOM - Dawn Wells - 60's

3.01 - TBBOM - Jessica Alba - Bad Ass B!tch

3.02 - Volty - Heather Locklear - MILF

3.03 - Raider - Catherine Bach - 80's

3.04 - Shots - Victoria Justice - Bad Ass B!tch

3.05 - Herbi - Minka Kelly - 10's

3.06 - Vikes - Alexandra Daddario - 10's

3.07 - BigGuy- Jennifer Anniston - Girl Next Door

4.01 - BigGuy- Selena Gomez - Jailbait

4.02 - Christina Hendricks - MILF

4.03 - Herbi - Heather Thomas - 80's

4.04 - Shots - Mila Kunis - 90's

4.05 - Raider - Sasha Grey - Slut

4.06 - Volty - Charlise Theron - 00's

4.07 - TBBOM - Nicole Eggert - 80's

5.01 - TBBOM - Kaley Cuoco - 10's

5.02 - Volty - Emila Clarke - 10's

5.03 - Raider - Julie Newmar - 60's

5.04 - Shots - Jennifer Lopez - 10's

5.05 - Herbi - Allison Brie - MILF

5.06 - Vikes - Salma Hayek - 90's

5.07 - BigGuy- Alicia Silverstone

6.01 - BigGuy- Nicole Kidman

6.02 - Vikes - Hayden Panettiere - Jailbait

6.03 - Herbi - Barbara Eden - 60's

6.04 - Shots - Kelley Ripa - 90's

6.05 - Raider - Nikki Cox - 90's

6.06 - Volty - Eva Gabor - 60's

6.07 - TBBOM - Elizabeth Montgomery - 60's

7.01 - TBBOM - Mandy Moore - 00's

7.02 - Volty -  Jaclyn Smith - BAB

7.03 - Raider - April Bowlby - Bimbo

Posty Makeup #1 - Kate Beckinsale - 10's

Posty Makeup #2 - Loni Anderson - 70's

Posty Makeup #3 - Markie Post - 80's

Posty Makeup #4 - Donna Reed - 60's

Posty Makeup #5 - Debbie Dunning - 90's

Posty Makeup #6 - Vanessa Marcil - Slut

7.04 - Shots - 

7.05 - Herbi -

7.06 - Vikes -

7.07 - BigGuy-

8.01 - BigGuy-

8.02 - Vikes -

8.03 - Herbi -

8.04 - Shots -

8.05 - Raider -

8.06 - Posty

8.06 - Volty - 

8.07 - TBBOM - 

9.01 - TBBOM -

9.02 - Volty - 

9.03 - Posty -

9.03 - Raider -

9.04 - Shots - 

9.05 - Herbi -

9.06 - Vikes -

9.07 - BigGuy-

10.01 BigGuy-

10.02 - Vikes -

10.03 - Herbi -

10.04 - Shots -

10.05 - Raider -

10.06 - Posty

10.07 - Volty - 

10.08 - TBBOM - 

9.01 - TBBOM -

9.02 - Volty - 

9.03 - Posty -

9.04 - Raider -

9.05 - Shots - 

9.06 - Herbi -

9.07 - Vikes -

9.08 - BigGuy-

10.01 - BigGuy-

 

 

 

Rosters

 

TBBOM

 

60's - Dawn Wells

60's

70's

70's

80's

80's

90's

90's

00's

00's

10's

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB - Danica McKellar

GND/JB

SLUT

SLUT

BAB - Jessica Alba

BAB

 

Volty

 

60's -

60's -

70's - 

70's - Farah Fawcett

80's

80's

90's

90's

00's

00's - Charlize Theron

10's - Emila Clarke

10's

MILF - Heather Locklear

MILF

GND/JB 

GND/JB

SLUT - Christina Applegate

SLUT

BAB - Jaclyn Smith

BAB

 

Posty

 

60's - Donna Reed

60's -

70's - Lonnie Anderson

70's - 

80's - Markie Post

80's

90's - Debbie Dunning

90's

00's

00's - 

10's - Kate Beckinsale

10's

MILF -

MILF

GND/JB 

GND/JB

SLUT - Vanessa Marcil

SLUT

BAB - 

BAB

 

 

 

 

Raider Hater

 

60's - Julie Newmar

60's

70's - Lynda Carter

70's

80's - Catherine Bach

80's

90's

90's

00's

00's

10's

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB- Tiffany Amber Theissan

GND/JB

SLUT - Sasha Grey

SLUT - April Bowlby

BAB - 

BAB - 

 

 

Shots

 

60's

60's

70's

70's

80's

80's

90's - Mila Kunis

90's

00's

00's

10's - Jennifer Lopez

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB

GND/JB

SLUT

SLUT

BAB Victoria Justice

BAB

 

Pamela Anderson

Gina Gershon

 

 

Herbivore

 

60's

60's

70's

70's

80's

80's - Heather Thomas

90's

90's

00's

00's

10's - Minka Kelly

10's

MILF - Allison Brie

MILF

GND/JB - Jessica Beil

GND/JB- Elisha Cuthbert

SLUT

SLUT

BAB

BAB

 

 

Vikes

 

60's

60's

70's

70's

80's - Alyssa Milano

80's

90's - Salma Hayek

90's

00's - Jennifer Love Hewitt

00's

10's - Alexandra Daddario

10's

MILF - Christina Hendricks

MILF

GND/JB - Hayden Panettiere

GND/JB

SLUT

SLUT

BAB

BAB

 

Big Guy

 

60's

60's

70's - Suzanne Somers

70's

80's

80's

90's - Sarah Michelle Gellar

90's

00's

00's

10's

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB - Jennifer Anniston

GND/JB - Selena Gomez

SLUT

SLUT

BAB

BAB

 

Alicia Silverstone

Nicole Kidman

 

 

 


Blatant racism

31 August 2018 - 07:51 PM

So I just started the new job. Theres this absolutely bat sh!t crazy chick on our team. I cant stand her. You know, the chick who never shuts up in pointless meetings, says all kinds of dumb sh!t.

So yesterday, after a meeting, me and this other guy are walking out of the room. He stops the crazy girl, and asks her what is her ethnicity?

She says, Mexicana (which I dont even think is a word.)

He says, oh, I thought you were filipina.

She then says, oh god no. I dont like Filipinos.

I was floored. Who says sh!t like that anymore, especially to people they dont know at work?

She then turns to me, and says, no offense, knowing that my Filipina wife was standing ten feet away and all.

The guy then says, Im Filipino.

She says, its personal.

Wtf?! Im gonna have to avoid this b!tch. Nothing good will come from talking to her crazy ass.

Online degree?

01 August 2018 - 11:35 PM

Anyone ever done one? Im considering signing me and the wife up for Med (masters of education) online. Would allow me to move out of the classroom and into management roles, doubling my income, and would make her a native speaker for hiring purposes. Could help us find jobs in better countries (Spain or some such perhaps.

Bro Code II

24 July 2018 - 02:16 AM

The traditional rule is, thou shalt not rat a bro out for cheating on his girl. And if need be, thou shalt support and backup any d!pshit lie he tells to that end.

Do you observe this rule? What if the woman is also a friend.

I had two friends from college that got married. Apparently, he had been telling her for months that he was coming to my house to watch football every Sunday. She called looking for him once. She immediately figured out it had long been a lie. They ended up getting divorced.

Now, my soon to be wife and I work with a guy who is dating her best friend. Its become kind of a couple friend thing, and he and I hang out without them some.

Ive already told the guy. Its best for all concerned if he keeps me out of the loop on any future shenanigans. Im not a great liar, and would rather not know.