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#6369350 does sjerk = peefoam?

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 04 December 2018 - 09:21 PM

Of course it is. And hopefully Mike bans this version too. Hell, yesterday alone he picked fights with half the bored, ranging from peenie and old maid all the way to HT.

#6368680 Man confronts teacher for putting his grandson & other kids in a dress

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 03 December 2018 - 07:16 PM

Sounds like a sad SJW version of pokemon or something...

"I play purple haired trans female who prefers the pronoun 'they'"

"I counter with Muslim refugee woman who had her clit cutoff and was shamed for being 100 lbs overweight."

Someone should make this trading card game. Would be hilarious.

#6366973 WDOK stops playing ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ amid ‘Me Too’ movement

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 30 November 2018 - 10:29 PM


The guy merely tries to persuade her to stay.

The amusing thing about feminists... They'll all pretend that this song is offensive and rapey. But if they're leaving your house, and you just day, *fine, see ya." And turn to the tv, they're gonna be pissy that you didn't want them to stay.

#6366425 Tell us something stupid you did as a kid - preteen

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 30 November 2018 - 09:48 AM

This reminded me of another one.  One winter we took a can of WD40, wrapped it toilet paper, and then lit the paper on fire.  We then shot our BB guns at it.  I shot the cap off of it and the flame went 20+ feet in the air.  It was right underneath a tree in our back yard.  Luckily for us, there was snow on the ground and we kicked the can over on it's side before the tree lit up.  That quarter never grew leaves again though.

We were always building bombs too. Major ingredient was usually gunpowder. The dumbasses at Walmart would sell us shotgun shells for some reason. A little work with an exacto knife and voila.

The two best bomb stories... The first one we cut open a tennis ball. Packed it completely full with a mixture (about 80/20 as I recall) of the broken off heads of strike anywhere matches and gunpowder. Then you hot glue the slit in the ball closed, take it to the tennis club, and wait for the fun. Some lady hit it, it blew a hole in the racket, and she pissed herself.

The other one... I had a part time job with a guy who ran a pool service for $2.50 an hour. He once warned me to never, ever mix chlorine and one other chemical (I think it was alkalinity up, but I forget) in an enclosed container, as it would explode.

Of course, we immediately got a five gallon bucket with a screw on lid, filled it half and half with each, screwed the lid on, and threw it in a hole in the back yard.

Jesus Christ. That one threw clumps of dirt onto the roof of our two story house, and set off several car alarms. Dad was not amused.

It's amazing I have all my fingers. My brother and I didn't have eyebrows for a couple of years.

#6366211 Laptop with Touchscreen

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 30 November 2018 - 12:12 AM

I read in an article to be sure to get a laptop where the keys can either detach or fold behind the monitor. It's too uncomfortable to reach over keys to rich the monitor.

The ones that fold backwards tend to be too heavy for tablet like use.

What you want is either one of those combos that is basically a tablet that attaches to a physical keyboard, and forms a clamshell stlye laptop, or something like a microsoft surface or iPad pro, both of which are basically tablets with a soft keyboard cover.

The surface has the advantage of actually running a desktop OS with a proper file manager and all. The iPad pro runs a mobile os, with a primitive file manager.

But if all you want is a media consumption device with the ability to do some light document processing, the iPad pro would work and is extremely portable.

Me, id go with the surface, because I like to do things like pirating books and videos, and that requires a file manager.

When my current MacBook dies, I will likely go that route.

#6365469 Yet another pharmaceutical executive dead........suicide by blunt force trauma.

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 29 November 2018 - 04:49 AM

Perhaps the holistic docs are dying from side effects of their untested therapies?

I generally dismiss grand consipriacies, but if there is any group evil enough to pull it off, it's focking big pharma.

#6365448 Whats up with the caravan?

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 29 November 2018 - 12:46 AM

Noncitizens legally cannot vote. Some of them do, illegally, but its guesswork to know how many votes they cast. 

It's their children and their children's children that are the prize.

#6364142 would you consider this pic SFW ?

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 27 November 2018 - 01:11 AM

I have 3 first cousins who are half Filipino, and are all doing very well in life.  All college educated, good careers, raising good kids.  

Their mom came to the US as a baby with her parents in the 50s.  She was a notorious shoplifter for years before my uncle divorced her.

I'm just saying. If we went to any other esl country, I would command considerably more than her, even though she's certified and I'm not.

All her friends are working for peanuts in countries all around the world. She is very happy with the job she has here.

#6364033 would you consider this pic SFW ?

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 26 November 2018 - 07:08 PM

Sorry if you've covered this before but why do you choose to live there man?

Honestly, if we could get decent paying teaching jobs elsewhere, I'd advocate leaving. I could. Unfortunately, my wife is fillipina, which are seen as saltwater Mexicans in most of the rest of the world, so she really can't replace her current income.

We gave a good deal though. Work 20 hours a week, nine months a year. Get paid all year. Get to travel a lot. Basically at this point, I rarely leave the house in china anymore. Just once or twice a week for dinner or shopping really.

#6362943 Law banning female genital mutilation ruled unconstitutional

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 24 November 2018 - 10:21 AM


I'm all for most states deciding how they run things UNTIL I see the focking sh!tshow for vote counting in Florida, California, Nevada, Arizona..............Some things do need a Federal oversight.



So you're for states deciding things except when they do things in a way you don't like?


I think you would agree that it has more often been the federal government imposing liberal things on red states than vice versa.


Yes, some things need federal oversight. Things like the military, foreign relations, immigration, interstate commerce. Which is why those things are enumerated in the constitution as such.


Remember the last big case where SCOTUS slapped down a ridiculous commerce clause overreach? That would be the Federal Gun Free School Zones act. I'm sure most here outraged at this ruling were totally on board with that one.


Yes, genital mutilation is focked up, and I 100% hope each and every state severely criminally penalizes such. But its not a federal matter. The court got this one right, from a legal perspective, which is the only one they're supposed to have.

ETA: I missed the vote counting part. Yeah, I would agree that voting should be federally overseen.

#6362359 Law banning female genital mutilation ruled unconstitutional

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 22 November 2018 - 09:42 AM

Im completely fine with the federal government making genital mutalations illegal when states like NY and CA cant be trusted. This isnt a state rights issue at all.

Sure it is.

All powers not specifically enumerated to the federal government are reserved to the states.

The feds have seized so much power over the years with flimsy commerce clause bullsh!t. It's long past time they got checked.

(I hazard to guess any doctor who performs such a procedure would have major problems. Any non doctor would face even more, under any state law.)

#6362281 Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 22 November 2018 - 03:43 AM

Today I was told to teach a Thanksgiving lesson. Personally, I don't think teaching about a people fleeing persecution in communist China is a great idea, but whatever.

Got to the pilgrims and Indians part. The kids all immediately started talking about how "we" killed all the Indians. That and slavery and the mistreatment of Chinese railroad workers is all they know about American history, as they are brainwashed commie focks.

#6362249 Holiday Vacations

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 21 November 2018 - 11:35 PM

You can tell I dont really browse YouTube much. Anytime I hear of someone watching YouTube all day I think of kids and teens who watch those childish videos all day

I sometimes watch YouTube for hours.

Stand up comedy shows. Travel videos. Documentaries. History stuff. China expat videos. There's all kinds of stuff on there.

Of course, I don't have access to cable TV or Netflix, so there is that.  

#6362246 Sarah Michelle Gellar criticized for “promoting diet culture”

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 21 November 2018 - 11:31 PM

All Im saying is a subset of women are neurotic about their weight, and others arent. Fat shaming may indoctrinate younger girls/women to fall into the former group, but I dont think glorifying fatties is convincing anyone who wasnt already a CBF to go down that path.

And nothing good can come from telling a woman she looks fat. This has been true since way before the fat is beautiful movement.

I'm just tired of the mandatory lies. No. Fat is not beautiful. Everyone knows this.

The word beautiful, by it's very nature implies a certain level of excision. No, everyone is not beautiful in their own snowflake way. If everyone is, no one is.

I just want to see people quit filling people with lies. No, tranny, you are not a woman. You are a dude with a mutilated inside out cack. No fat lady. You are not beautiful. No, mother of retarded kid. Your kid is not special, or differently abled. He suffers from a horrible disability.

Quit calling a spade a focking rose, and face your life as it is. If that makes you want to make changes, fine. If not, that's fine too.

#6362086 Has 90's posted lately?

Posted by titans&bucs&bearsohmy! on 21 November 2018 - 04:56 PM

Neigh means nay.