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ASMR

18 September 2018 - 08:20 AM

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[2][3] and may overlap with frisson.

So I heard about this because apparently there are a bunch of videos and such (some dirty some not) designed to trigger this, and help one get sleepy. Apparently these videos are banned in china.

I decided to check it out. Its weird as Fock, but damn if it doesnt kind of work. Relaxing anyway.

(Wear headphones. Its better that way.)

Hot Chick TV Draft

12 September 2018 - 10:13 PM

Ok. Ive taken this thing over. If you are in, please check in here.

Here are the categories.

60s
70s
80s
90s
00s
10s
MILF
Girl Next Door/jailbait
Slut/bimbo
Badass b!tch (can fight)

Thats ten categories. Lets go two deep in each. Thats 20 rounds. Work for everyone?

Pics are required. If you submit a pick without a pic, it doesnt count and you are skipped. YouTube video will work as well.

You draft the actress. For example, as its already been name dropped in the other thread, you draft Tiffany Amber Theissien. You get both Kelley kapowski (SBTB) and Valerie Malone (90210).

A lady must have been a regular on the show for at least five episodes. No guest star one offs.

 

1.01 - TBBOM - Danica McKellar - Girl Next Door/Jailbait

1.02 - Volty - Farah Fawcett - 70's

1.03 - Posty - Sophia Vergara

1.04 - Raider - Tiffany Amber Theissan - Girl Next Door

1.05 - Shots - Pamela Anderson - Pending

1.06 - Herbi - Jessica Biel - Girl Next Door

1.07 - Vikes - Alyssa Milano - 80's

1.08 - BigGuy- Suzanne Somers -70's

2.01 - BigGuy- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 90's

2.02 - Vikes - Jennifer Love Hewitt - 00's

2.03 - Herbi - Elisha Cuthbert - Girl Next Door

2.04 - Shots - Gina Gershon (no category)

2.05 - Raider -Lynda Carter - (70's)

2.06 - Volty - Christina Applegate - Slut

2.07 - TBBOM - Dawn Wells - 60's

3.01 - TBBOM - Jessica Alba - Bad Ass B!tch

3.02 - Volty - Heather Locklear - MILF

3.03 - Raider - Catherine Bach - 80's

3.04 - Shots - Victoria Justice - Bad Ass B!tch

3.05 - Herbi - Minka Kelly - 10's

3.06 - Vikes - Alexandra Daddario - 10's

3.07 - BigGuy- Jennifer Anniston - Girl Next Door

4.01 - BigGuy- Selena Gomez - Jailbait

4.02 - Christina Hendricks - MILF

4.03 - Herbi - Heather Thomas - 80's

4.04 - Shots - Mila Kunis - 90's

4.05 - Raider - Sasha Grey - Slut

4.06 - Volty - Charlise Theron - 00's

4.07 - TBBOM - Nicole Eggert - 80's

5.01 - TBBOM - Kaley Cuoco - 10's

5.02 - Volty - Emila Clarke - 10's

5.03 - Raider - Julie Newmar - 60's

5.04 - Shots - Jennifer Lopez - 10's

5.05 - Herbi - Allison Brie - MILF

5.06 - Vikes - Salma Hayek - 90's

5.07 - BigGuy- Alicia Silverstone

6.01 - BigGuy- Nicole Kidman

6.02 - Vikes - Hayden Panettiere - Jailbait

6.03 - Herbi - Barbara Eden - 60's

6.04 - Shots - Kelley Ripa - 90's

6.05 - Raider - Nikki Cox - 90's

6.06 - Volty - Eva Gabor - 60's

6.07 - TBBOM - Elizabeth Montgomery - 60's

7.01 - TBBOM - Mandy Moore - 00's

7.02 - Volty -  Jaclyn Smith - BAB

7.03 - Raider - April Bowley - Slut

Posty Makeup #1 - Vanessa Hudges - 10's

Posty Makeup #2 - Loni Anderson - 70's

Posty Makeup #3 - Markie Post - 80's

Posty Makeup #4 - Donna Reed - 60's

Posty Makeup #5 - Debbie Dunning - 90's

Posty Makeup #6 - Vanessa Marcil - Slut

7.05 - Shots - Emmanuelle Chriqui

7.06 - Herbi - Jennifer Garner - BAB

7.07 - Vikes - Eliza Dushku - BAB

7.08 - BigGuy- Sally Field - 60's

8.01 - BigGuy- Teri Hatcher - ??

8.02 - Vikes -Yvonne Craig - 60's

8.03 - Herbi - Valerie Bertinelli - 70's

8.04 - Shots - Maria Menounos - ??

8.05 - Raider - Robin Givens - 80's

8.06 - Posty - AnnaLynne McCord - 00's

8.07 - Volty - Jenny McCarthey - Bimbo

8.08 - TBBOM - Cheryl Ladd - 70's

9.01 - TBBOM - Jennie Garth - 90's

9.02 - Volty - Brooke Shields - 90's

9.03 - Posty - Lacey Chabert - JB

9.04 - Raider - Courtney Thorne Smith

9.05 - Shots - Miley Cyrus - 

9.06 - Herbi - Krysten Ritter - Slut

9.07 - Vikes - Jamie Pressley - Slut

9.08 - BigGuy- Kim Catrall - Slut

10.01 BigGuy- Eva Longoria - Slut

10.02 - Vikes - Margot Robbie - 10's

10.03 - Herbi - Donna D'errico - 90's

10.04 - Shots - Katie Lee

10.05 - Raider - Ariana Grande - 10's

10.06 - Posty - Stana Katic - BAB

10.07 - Volty - Morgan Fairchild - 80's

10.08 - TBBOM - Donna Dixon - 80's

11.01 - TBBOM - Sarah Chalke - 00's

11.02 - Volty - Tina Louise - 60's

11.03 - Posty - Christie Brinkley - MILF

11.04 - Raider - Farrah Forke - 90's

11.05 - Shots - Elizabeth Berkley - 80's

11.06 - Herbi -Morena Baccarin - MILF

11.07 - Vikes - Yvonne Strahovski - BAB

11.08 - BigGuy- Lucy Lawless - BAB

12.01 - BigGuy- Lindsey Wagner - BAB

12.02 - Vikes - Elizabeth Gilles - JB

12.03 - Herbi - Nina Dobrev - 00's

12.04 - Shots - Jamie Gertz - 80's

12.05 - Raider - Krista Allen - 00's

12.06 - Posty - Jordana Brewster - JB

12.07 - Volty - Victoria Principal - 80's

12.08 - TBBOM - Mary Louise Parker - MILF

13.01 - TBBOM - Lori Loughlin - MILF

13.02 - Volty - Kate Jackson - 70's

13.03 - Posty - Elle McPherson - 90's

13.04 - Raider - Neve Campbell - 90's

13.05 - Shots - Bree Williamson

13.06 - Herbi - Catherine Bell - 00's

13.07 - Vikes - Cassandra Peterson

13.08 - BigGuy- Wendi Mclendon-Covey - MILF

14.01 - BigGuy- Donna Douglas - 60's

14.02 - Vikes - Jayne Seymour- 70's

14.03 - Herbi - Lori Saunders - 60's

14.04 - Shots - Goldie Hawn - 70's

14.05 - Raider - Mary Tyler Moore - 60's

14.06 - Posty - Barbara Feldon - 60's

14.07 - Volty - Jeri Ryan - 00's

14.08 - TBBOM - Cobie Smulders - 10's

15.01 - TBBOM - Danielle Fishell - GND

15.02 - Volty - Lena Headley - BAB

15.03 - Posty - Adrianne Palicki - BAB

15.04 - Raider - Peta Wilson - BAB

15.05 - Shots - Adrienne Jo Barbeu - 70's

15.06 - Herbi - Sherilyn Fann - 90's

15.07 - Vikes - Maren Jensen - 70's

15.08 - BigGuy- Susan Dey - 70's

16.01 - BigGuy- Julia Louis Dreyfus - 90's

16.02 - Vikes - Olivia Wilde - 00's

16.03 - Herbi - Maureen McCormick - 70's

16.04 - Shots - 

16.05 - Raider - 

16.06 - Posty - 

16.07 - Volty - 

16.08 - TBBOM - 

17.01 - TBBOM - 

17.02 - Volty - 

17.03 - Posty - 

17.04 - Raider -

17.05 - Shots - 

17.06 - Herbi -

17.07 - Vikes -

17.08 - BigGuy-

 

18.01 - BigGuy- 

18.02 - Vikes - 

18.03 - Herbi -

18.04 - Shots - 

18.05 - Raider - 

18.06 - Posty - 

18.07 - Volty - 

18.08 - TBBOM - 

19.01 - TBBOM - 

19.02 - Volty - 

19.03 - Posty - 

19.04 - Raider -

19.05 - Shots - 

19.06 - Herbi -

19.07 - Vikes -

19.08 - BigGuy-

 

20.01 - BigGuy- 

20.02 - Vikes - 

20.03 - Herbi -

20.04 - Shots - 

20.05 - Raider - 

20.06 - Posty - 

20.07 - Volty - 

20.08 - TBBOM - 

 

 

 

 

Rosters

 

TBBOM

 

60's - Dawn Wells

60's - Elizabeth Montgomery

70's - Cheryl Ladd

70's

80's - Nicole Eggert

80's - Donna Dixon

90's - Jennie Garth

90's

00's - Sarah Chalke

00's - Mandy Moore

10's - Kaley Kuoco

10's - Cobie Smulders

MILF - Mary Louise Parker

MILF - Lori Loughlin

GND/JB - Danica McKellar

GND/JB - Danielle Fishell

SLUT

SLUT

BAB - Jessica Alba

BAB

 

Volty

 

60's - Eva Gabor

60's - Tina Louise

70's - Kate Jackson

70's - Farah Fawcett

80's - Morgan Fairchild

80's - Victoria Principal

90's - Brooke Shields

90's

00's - Jeri Ryan

00's - Charlize Theron

10's - Emila Clarke

10's

MILF - Heather Locklear

MILF

GND/JB 

GND/JB

SLUT - Christina Applegate

SLUT - Jenny McCarthey

BAB - Jaclyn Smith

BAB - Lena Headley

 

Posty

 

60's - Donna Reed

60's - Barbara Feldon

70's - Lonnie Anderson

70's - 

80's - Markie Post

80's

90's - Debbie Dunning

90's - Elle Macpherson

00's - 

00's - AnnaLynne McCord

10's - Vanessa Hudges

10's - Sophia Vergara

MILF - Christie Brinkley

MILF

GND/JB - Lacey Chabert

GND/JB - Jordana Brewster

SLUT - Vanessa Marcil

SLUT

BAB - Stana Katic

BAB - Adrianne Palicki

 

 

 

 

Raider Hater

 

60's - Julie Newmar

60's - Mary Tyler Moore

70's - Lynda Carter

70's

80's - Catherine Bach

80's - Robin Givens

90's - Farrah Forke

90's - Neve Campbell

00's - Krista Allen

00's

10's - Ariana Grande

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB- Tiffany Amber Theissan

GND/JB

SLUT - Sasha Grey

SLUT - April Bowley

BAB - Peta Wilson

BAB

 
Courtney Thorne Smith

 

Shots

 

60's

60's

70's - Goldie Hawn

70's - Adrienne Jo Barbeu

80's - Elizabeth Berkley

80's - Jamie Gertz

90's - Mila Kunis

90's

00's

00's

10's - Jennifer Lopez

10's

MILF

MILF

GND/JB

GND/JB

SLUT

SLUT

BAB Victoria Justice

BAB

 

Pamela Anderson

Gina Gershon

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Maria Menounos

Katie Lee

Bree Williamson

 

 

Herbivore

 

60's - Barbara Eden

60's - Lori Saunders

70's - Valerie Bertinelli

70's - Maureen McCormick

80's

80's - Heather Thomas

90's - Donna D'errico

90's - Sherilyn Fenn

00's - Nina Dobrev

00's - Catherine Bell

10's - Minka Kelly

10's

MILF - Allison Brie

MILF - Morena Baccarin

GND/JB - Jessica Beil

GND/JB- Elisha Cuthbert

SLUT - Krysten Ritter

SLUT

BAB - Jennifer Garner

BAB

 

 

Vikes

 

60's - Yvonne Craig

60's -

70's - Jane Seymour

70's

80's - Alyssa Milano

80's - Cassandra Peterson

90's - Salma Hayek

90's

00's - Jennifer Love Hewitt

00's - Olivia Wilde

10's - Alexandra Daddario

10's - Margo Robbie

MILF - Christina Hendricks

MILF

GND/JB - Hayden Panettiere

GND/JB - Elizabeth Gillies

SLUT - Jamie Presley

SLUT

BAB - Eliza Dushku

BAB - Yvonne Strahovski

 

Big Guy

 

60's - Sally Field

60's - Donna Douglas

70's - Suzanne Somers

70's - Susan Dey

80's

80's

90's - Sarah Michelle Gellar

90's - Julia Louis Dreyfus

00's - Alicia Silverstone

00's - Terri Hatcher

10's - Nicole Kidman

10's

MILF - Wendi Mclendon-Covey

MILF

GND/JB - Jennifer Anniston

GND/JB - Selena Gomez

SLUT - Eva Longoria 

SLUT - Kim Catrall

BAB - Lindsey Wagner

BAB - Lucy Lawless

 

 


Blatant racism

31 August 2018 - 07:51 PM

So I just started the new job. Theres this absolutely bat sh!t crazy chick on our team. I cant stand her. You know, the chick who never shuts up in pointless meetings, says all kinds of dumb sh!t.

So yesterday, after a meeting, me and this other guy are walking out of the room. He stops the crazy girl, and asks her what is her ethnicity?

She says, Mexicana (which I dont even think is a word.)

He says, oh, I thought you were filipina.

She then says, oh god no. I dont like Filipinos.

I was floored. Who says sh!t like that anymore, especially to people they dont know at work?

She then turns to me, and says, no offense, knowing that my Filipina wife was standing ten feet away and all.

The guy then says, Im Filipino.

She says, its personal.

Wtf?! Im gonna have to avoid this b!tch. Nothing good will come from talking to her crazy ass.

Online degree?

01 August 2018 - 11:35 PM

Anyone ever done one? Im considering signing me and the wife up for Med (masters of education) online. Would allow me to move out of the classroom and into management roles, doubling my income, and would make her a native speaker for hiring purposes. Could help us find jobs in better countries (Spain or some such perhaps.

Bro Code II

24 July 2018 - 02:16 AM

The traditional rule is, thou shalt not rat a bro out for cheating on his girl. And if need be, thou shalt support and backup any d!pshit lie he tells to that end.

Do you observe this rule? What if the woman is also a friend.

I had two friends from college that got married. Apparently, he had been telling her for months that he was coming to my house to watch football every Sunday. She called looking for him once. She immediately figured out it had long been a lie. They ended up getting divorced.

Now, my soon to be wife and I work with a guy who is dating her best friend. Its become kind of a couple friend thing, and he and I hang out without them some.

Ive already told the guy. Its best for all concerned if he keeps me out of the loop on any future shenanigans. Im not a great liar, and would rather not know.