Attention all. The adults made a real trade. Julio for Gronk +

[cbfalcon 824]

• Romosexuals gave up Jones, Julio ATL WR;Clay, Charles BUF TE; Year 2017 Draft Pick 2.04
• Die Nasty El Padrino gave up Tate, Golden DET WR;Gronkowski, Rob NEP TE; Year 2017 Draft Pick 2.01; Year 2018 Round 1 Draft Pick from Tampa Pron Doctors

 

 

 

Dear beloved souls,

 

This trade that has awed you all, tis been in the works since the middle of last season. 30+ proposals back and forth probably as we haggled over the extras, only for it to disappear from the agenda, only for it to then finally be struck in a flash of lightning.....On paper, The Romosexuals won the trade. But the Dynasty El Padrino doesn't believe in paper. The Dynasty El Padrino believes in blood, explosions, cocaine, woman, good looks, swagger, and gold. Glory favors the bold. The Dynasty El Padrino doesn't go 13-1, not win a title, and let it slide. The Dynasty El Padrino shakes things up. The Dynasty El Padrino rules via sex and the sword.

 

Do I like giving up the Porn Docs 1st rounder? I love it. His franchise features warriors with El Padrino pedigree like like Big Ben and AJ Green, thus he is primed for a solid season. Zeke Elliot is a liability due to a lack of El Padrino blood coursing through his veins, but he has a chance to overcome those limitations and contribute to the Porn Doc season as well.

 

Jimmy Graham steps into the full time starting TE role for the franchise of the gods. He finished as TE4 last season, and could have easily been TE1 had he not been on such a limited snap count in weeks 1-2. Now we are another season removed from the knee destruction.

 

And my oh my, what a WR core that has been put together by your savior, the El Padrino. Just a few years ago I ruled over you all with a WR core of Megatron, AJ Green, and Brandon Marshall. Yet somehow I've reloaded and formed an even more powerful WR group of Antonio Brown, Julio Jones, and Amari Cooper. If I were but a normal man, you'd all probably spend your remaining hours trying to figure out how I've accomplished so much. But with your knowledge of all that I am, you simply nod your head and think "He did it again. The El Padrino fuccking did it again."

 

With oh so much passion and love for you all,

The Dynasty El Padrino

[mobb_deep 917]

That was definitely the longest negotiation of my FF career. Hard to let Julio go, but at 28 I either needed to make a move or let him retire a Romo. TE has been my crutch since day 1, so hopefully Gronk can give me a few healthy seasons and that elusive title. As a Lions homer, I also love having another of my boys on the squad! I expect 90-100 for 1100 and 5-7 TD this year.

 

WW has definitely made strides in the right direction, but I'm pretty confident the 2018 first will be in the top 5. With Traine holding half the first round picks, our division is just too stacked. Would be nice to play PoColts and edjr twice a year, but we can't all be in the DNDL NFCW.

 

Looking forward to the season. This is the only league I play in anymore, and it definitely holds a special place in my FF heart. I don't even care about the money. I just want the title!!!

[cbfalcon 824]

I don't even care about the money. I just want the title!! I mean, not enough to stay awake during the Super Bowl, and thus be available to change my lineup when it's announced hours ahead of time that my starter isn't suiting up, but as long as staying awake isn't required, I just want that title!

Fixed.

[mobb_deep 917]

That's a focking low blow! Even for a man of your challenged stature!

[edjr 5,567]

Kelce > Gronk