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10 Strikes You're Out

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Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends
I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again
You'll never wink again

Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone
My other bitches call and check so leave it alone
Just leave it alone

Eight more and you'd better not doubt
You'll be out on the streets so don't make me shout
Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out
Ten strikes you're out, you're out

Strike three, you gave my dog VD
How'd you fockin go give a dog VD?
That's just beyond me
Strike four, I don't remember four
But whatever it was well you'd better not do it no more

Strike five, well you're racking up strikes
Faster than your momma getting Facebook likes,
Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out
Ten strikes you're out, you're out

Six and Seven came as a pair
Piss and sh1t stains all over your underwear
Well baby you're out, you're out, you're out, hahaha

Strike eight, you made me double date
With a d1ck head and a b1tch who's overweight
That made me irate
Strike nine, I understand you had gas
But you farted and another dude's sperm dribbled out of your ass
That's fuckin gross

Strike ten, well you drank my last beer
So baby pack your sh1t and get out of here
Everybody knows it's ten fuckin strikes, you're fuckin out
You're out, you're out, you're out

 

 

:headbanger:

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Really man ?????

Yep. Really.

 

Musical talent wise, they are off the charts. (or at least near the top)

Lyric hillarity wise, none better. :banana:

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Strike 4 was a rip off of Violent Femmes 7 - sorry for knowing that. :(

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Sux isn't quite drunk yet, so it's more like 11 strikes and he'll be out... ;)

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Strike 4 was a rip off of Violent Femmes 7 - sorry for knowing that. :(

Good call, but it was 8 that it was the rip off of.

"8... 8 I forget what 8 was for"

Great song, great band :thumbsup:

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Good call, but it was 8 that it was the rip off of.

"8... 8 I forget what 8 was for"

Great song, great band :thumbsup:

Ha I was just going to play it as I thought I had it wrong. We can agree on something ?????? :cheers:

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