You know spring is here because .....blank.......

[fandandy 3,311]

Women start walking downtown on their lunch break.. They do it in groups, some even just walk around and inside our parking garages, like it was a covered track.

You should follow a group with your hand deep in your pocket like your fiddling and when they ask what you're doing say I'm playing with my weiner and then pull out a mangled hot dog.

 

See! Nosy Rosy.

[Bert 1,091]

 

C'mon Jerr. It's a focking desert, you got tons of room.

What? There are more people in my suburb than the whole state of Montana.