Chronic Husker 86 Posted February 10, 2012 From greta thread to dead in the water in one hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted February 10, 2012 From greta thread to dead in the water in one hour. spermoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted February 10, 2012 And trust me ... when you get pepper sprayed by transvestites and the words "ass rape" go through your head ... the adrenaline hits and you become Mike Tyson. So a transformer crawfish raped you and a Tyson wannabe with a Kung-Fu grip made you tell the truth after beating your sorry ass down? Can I pencil you in for the most important session of your life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted February 10, 2012 So a transformer crawfish raped you and a Tyson wannabe with a Kung-Fu grip made you tell the truth after beating your sorry ass down? Can I pencil you in for the most important session of your life? You could call them transvestites .... or 2 black dudes with pepper spray. But they were transvestites. Didn't even say "Gimme your wallet!" or anything, just focking pepper sprayed me, and started trying to fight me, in a very girly way. And I whipped off my glasses and started throwing blows at anything that moved and they ran away. Never did find my glasses but my wallet, and more importantly my ass .... were untouched. Lived in NYC for 10 years ... people mug little old ladies ... not 6 foot, 200 pound dudes with scars on their forehead. Never got successfully mugged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 11, 2012 I had just come back from a family summer vacation in California, and I musta had like some tourist stink on me. Was like 3AM and I had a craving for some paté from a little place named Florént in the Meat Packing District (Men in Black was shot there). They have awesome paté, and it comes with bread, and mustard and cornichons, and olives ... used to be like $8, and they are open to 4 AM. Anyway, one night I was walking over there from my APT to pick up my order (they do not deliver), walk around a corner, I see 2 black transvestites for about one second before I get pepper sprayed. I was wearing glasses, and I whipped off my glasses, but they got me point blank, I was pretty blind (NEVER want to have glasses on during a fight anyway) and they came at me, but I fought them off blind. Never did find my glasses ... but I did get my focking paté! And I called the cops. Filed a report. I had like $40 in my wallet ... which should be a pass for a mugging, but no ... they just focking attacked me! Didn't even ask for my wallet. However ... my $400 designer transition glasses were never found. So, they mighta gotten my glasses ... I dunno. You can't make this shiat up. Only in New York. They were eventually busted. Got a more sophisticated plan, robbing guys looking to pick up male prostitutes, and pretending to be cops. I'm pretty sure it was the same guys. They could not fight ... worth a damn. If it was the same guys. Crakhead trannies. Might as well be the Mafia ... you do not want crackhead trannies mad at you. Trust me. I never pressed any charges. Never got my glasses back either. Brand new. Ken Cole. You could call them transvestites .... or 2 black dudes with pepper spray. But they were transvestites. Didn't even say "Gimme your wallet!" or anything, just focking pepper sprayed me, and started trying to fight me, in a very girly way. And I whipped off my glasses and started throwing blows at anything that moved and they ran away. Never did find my glasses but my wallet, and more importantly my ass .... were untouched. Lived in NYC for 10 years ... people mug little old ladies ... not 6 foot, 200 pound dudes with scars on their forehead. Never got successfully mugged. Was I the only one who didn't know philly and GFIAFP were the same person? And on another note, wow, what a focked up individual that is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted February 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlprxungB4c#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted February 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlprxungB4c#! I'm neeeding a fred helper. You in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted February 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlprxungB4c#! Wow, that looks like an Allen Iverson high school fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
