Baker Boy

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-jumped-in-dark-alley-by-count-chocula-chester-cheetah-kool-aid-man RFK Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man

George Foreman did it and was very successful at it.

The pastries and packaging were on "the view" when she was complaining about it. Everyone in New York knew exactly where they got them.

https://babylonbee.com/news/appalling-new-trump-appointee-has-zero-experience-being-a-useless-government-bureaucrat APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

What is a Pedro?

Entertainment Weekly later identified the bakery as Holtermann’s Bakery, a 145-year-old family-owned establishment on Staten Island, by examining the Charlotte Russe desserts themselves. The packaging — pink polka dots on a white paper cup — allegedly was a tell-tale sign the desserts came from the family bakery.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-satan-as-too-moderate Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'

We are $36 trillion in debt, these people deserve to be fired. With approximately 2,711,000 civilian employees, the US Federal Government is the largest employer in the world

https://www.foxnews.com/media/catholic-woman-fired-refusing-covid-vaccine-wins-over-12m-michigan-court Catholic woman fired for refusing COVID vaccine wins over $12M in Michigan court

Yes, I know that they do.

Yes, the California homeless policies where a magnet to other homeless people. It is similar to Portland attracting drug users because of its laws.

it has nothing to do with the amount of money it is about how you spend the money. California has truly failed in their use of these funds. Free needles and gift cards are not going to help homeless.

No, it isn’t, the Supreme Court just had a ruling on that.

As vice president she could cast the deciding vote on her own appointment to the Supreme Court.

They can spin it in anyway they want, but it was a failed coup!

It wasn’t fake, but they edited the crap out of it. I’ll bet it took dozen of takes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-democrats-admit-trump-actually-won-in-2020-and-is-now-unable-to-serve-third-term Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-despair-kamala-tells-celebrating-nation 'Don't Despair,' Kamala Tells Celebrating Nation

How does the deporting of illegals have anything to do with the basic rights of American citizens? I don’t get the connection or the exaggeration.

What was his point?

When was the last time you were correct about something?

What point was he making, giving up your rights is nothing to joke about

The fact that anyone would give up any of their rights for any reason is very disturbing.

I think the lesson here is that the betting markets are usually right and are the best measure of who is ahead in an election.

It is shocking that this DEI administration couldn’t pull this off.