Mike Damone

Nobody drafted a 1973 AMC Gremlin?

He put me on ignore for calling him a wuss. Once. He's softer than Rat.

That's my makin out go-to! Reading Squid's post made me finish faster than banging Stacy in the pool house.

I think I just came. Didn't you feel it?

GFY https://clip.cafe/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982/you-are-a-wuss/

You are a wuss. Part wimp and part pusssy.

This is some great ice tea.

"Part wimp and part poosay" If you're going to steal my bit at least get it right.

Guy was wearing a Popeye T-shirt. What do you want from me?

Any retarded leftists come crawling back after a humiliatingly long absence?

Exactly. Now first of all, Sux, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, OldMaid, Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Fax me, you won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't fftoday great?" Four, when ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. "The lady will have a hotdog down a hallway and a coke with no ice." And five- Now this is the most important, Sux. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Feel The Steel.

Fockin whoore cost me some money right there. Then wants to get pissed I couldn't afford to pitch in on one of those abortions. She did have some great iced tea though.