vuduchile

Congrats to all who've ridden this roller coaster since I last checked in here.

My main concern is that the left will continue to stonewall his primary initiatives. We already have LEO's and Governors saying they will impede or disrupt the deportation of illegals immigrants.

Sploding heads can be fun to watch.....in moderation.

I can't thank you enough for this valuable insight.

Not in the least

Carry on and MAGA

The secks to whacking ratio thread got me thinking about how and where I've spanked it over the years. It got me thinking about some of the ridiculous lengths I've gone to just to get a nut. I think I've jerked off at every single place I've ever worked. I've spunked at home, in the car, in bathrooms, in the garage, in the woods, on an airplane, in a treehouse, at my in-laws house, at my grandma's house, and behind a doghouse. Few places are off limits. But the sickest, most shameful time and place I've ever slapped it around was when I was returning home from a trip to Disney World with the wife and kids. Yes, we'd just spent 5 glorious days with Mickey and the gang, reinforcing our strong family values and overall wholesomeness. I don't know. Maybe all that goodness was just too much. It wasn't like I needed to get laid either. The wife and I went at it 3 or 4 times during the vacation. I can't explain it, but I suddenly found myself in the middle of nowhere, wearing sweatpants, slightly horny, and bored outta my skull. It was 2 am, and I was driving through rural Georgia. Not another car in sight. Both kids were asleep in their car seats, and the wife was asleep behind them in the third row seat. There was a chance one of them could wake up, but I had a semi and the urge to see if I could get away with this was overwhelming. I could've stopped and gone into a truck stop, but those places are gross, and jacking off at a truck stop had been crossed off my bucket list years ago. Besides, I was trying to make up for lost time, and we didn't really need any gas or corn nuts. When I reached behind me to see if I could find the box of tissues and instantly laid my paws on the brand new box, the decision was made. I whipped it out, tugged it a few times, tossed a load into a handful of tissues, threw the tissues into the Hardees bag and kept on driving. I've never felt so alive, yet so thoroughly disgusted. What's the most awesome/awful time and place you've ever pounded one out?