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Actually I am starting Marion Barber and wish I had Jones :first:

 

I have Stecker in my flex spot but I'm wondering if I should grab Toomer or something.....not like it would make any difference.

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When you are served with divorce papers because you can't choose between quality time and Prime Time.

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when more then half your original starting lineup is hurt or on the IR

3 left out of 8 for me. Not counting def. team :wall:

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When 3 out of 8 weeks your opponent puts up his season high against you. Also, when in all 4 of your losses, you had the second highest number of points for the week. Brutal. :rolleyes:

 

Edit: BTW the chances of three teams scoring their high vs me are 1/512.

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...when you are second in scoring after 8 weeks and have a record of 3-5 with a roster like this:

 

C. Palmer

C. Johnson

R. Moss

J. Jurevicius

W. McGahee

S. Davis

J. Witten

N. Rackers

SF Defense (for kickoff return yardage)

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C. Dillon

P. Pass

D. Foster

A. Bryant

Mi. Clayton

M. Brunell

 

Almost without fail, the team I've played and lost to has had their best week of the season. BAD LUCK!

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...you log in here and see 2 pinned threads that say that 2 of your running backs are likely a no go for the 3rd week in a row :wall: :wall: :wall:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:wall: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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How about you are 4-4 with this line-up:

 

Favre

Alexander

TJones

CJohnson

Moss

LJ Smith (although I just got him this last week)

Wilkins

DET D

 

Bench

 

Mike Anderson

Deshaun Foster

Kevin Curtis

Chris Chambers

Jermaine Wiggins

Vanderjact

NYG D

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You are scouring the WW 15 minutes before kickoff trying to guess which POS WR will get you more than 0 points. :rolleyes:

been there done that. It's an humbling experience..... :banana:

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When you have a 14-man roster and your first four picks were Daunte Culpepper, Deuce McAllister, Joe Horn and Brian Westbrook, and you drafted Jimmy Smith, the Patriots defense, Mike Vanderjagt, Eddie Kennison, Tyrone Calico and Eric Johnson for good measure.

 

The only solid players in my original draft were Antonio Gates, Steven Jackson and Stephen Davis/Deshaun Foster.

 

I managed to turn Horn into Holt, Smith into Dunn and pick up Kevin Curtis, Eric Moulds and Jake Plummer, which are the only reason I have a winning record....

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you know its a bad FFL season when...........

 

your kicker is your leading scorer

 

 

you just pick a player up off the waiver wire, and he immediately is your second highest scorer

 

 

you trade Warick Dunn off your bench for Boldin, and Boldin gets hurt

 

 

you trade Plaxico Burress/Antwain Smith for Holt, and Holt gets hurt

 

You trade Trent Green for Brett Favre, and Favre throws 5 INTS for -10 pts

 

you keep calling the next game as Kevin Jones breakout game

 

You trade Tiki Barber off your bench for S Moss, and Moss gets you 24 yds

 

the fan that stole the ball from Favre gets 2 pts for a takeaway, and outscores your defense this week

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