hoytdwow 202 Posted June 8, 2006 A couple more funny ones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shat? What's this bullshat? I don't fockin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the focks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have focked you in the azz Saturday. I fock you in the azz next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus Quintana: You ready to be focked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fock you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your azz and pull the focking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody focks with the Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PIK 95 2 Posted June 8, 2006 already listed by me. You just said comic book scene. You gotta list them. Either way it was a great one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted June 8, 2006 You just said comic book scene. You gotta list them. Either way it was a great one. yeah, i guess you're right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayhem39 3 Posted June 8, 2006 How about this one from Good Will Hunting. Matt Damon at a job interview. Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ######. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. I have to agree this one is excellent. i love that movie!! Dennis Hopper's in "True Romance" is pretty good...the whole "Sicilians are part eggplant" speech. Thats another excellent one!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
