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I don't think it's all that bad. It's on Fox.

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Yes, watched it last year as well. He's going to lose his focking mind this year because most of these contestants are pathetic.

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Yes, watched it last year as well. He's going to lose his focking mind this year because most of these contestants are pathetic.

 

I liked how intense he was with them. Cursing them out for almost anything.

The part where they had to cut the 10 ounce steaks was funny. Some of the steaks had holes in them and were really thin. The last guy who had no experience at all almost pulled it off for the mens team.

The women in the hot tub was a nice sight too. :thumbsup:

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I liked how intense he was with them. Cursing them out for almost anything.

The part where they had to cut the 10 ounce steaks was funny. Some of the steaks had holes in them and were really thin. The last guy who had no experience at all almost pulled it off for the mens team.

The women in the hot tub was a nice sight too. :thumbsup:

 

What's funny is that about 30 seconds before the chubby black dude had his 'stroke', I told my GF "That motherfocker is the next to go".

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FiXoRaTeD :pointstosky:

:alsothatiswhatmakestheshowgood:

 

What was that? What the BLEEP did you just say? Come 'ere. I SAID COME HERE! I washed dishes for $3.35 an hour, I cleaned grease traps, scrubbed burnt pans for minimum wage. I bussed, for less than minimum wage and hoped for tips so I could go to school and make sure I'D NEVER HAFTA WORK FOR AN AHOLE LIKE THIS!

 

Prepped thousands of shrimp, garlic and salads. Worked for lots of aholes ... but this guy ... I'd be gone the first day. He'd fire me, because I'd get right back in his face, "I'm BLEEEPING trying! Shut the F up!" and he'd fire me.

 

Or respect me. Either way, I'd tell him off until he fired me. Then I'd call him a poosay.

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If you are ever in Tucson ... go to Capricio ... and please say hello to Rocco and Tony ... for me and my brother Tad. And whatever you do .... don't ask for ketchup.

 

Chicken Marsala is excellent, or if you like the veal. Always the best. Fresh seafood, pasta cooked, perfectly. Rocco is great chef. He runs that kitchen perfectly.

 

Say, "Tad Woods" and "Hillenbrand?" if Tony needs a reminder. He does accept tips, and he also carries a firearm, so don't make any sudden movements.

 

As Rocco might say, "Ainta nobody gonna get in any trouble in my place."

 

And nobobody, I mean nobody, crosses Rocco.

 

So, there's never been any trouble.

 

Capricio. Best little Itallian place .... west of the Mississippi.

 

Oh yeah, and the story goes (I wasn't there) ... that Rocco made a steak for a guy, and he asked for ketchup. Rocco, walked out onto the floor, took the steak away, and told the guy to go to McDonalds.

 

Or something like that. Had the guy kicked out ... for asking for ketchup.

 

Man loves his steaks.

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If you are ever in Tucson ... go to Capricio ... and please say hello to Rocco and Tony ... for me and my brother Tad. And whatever you do .... don't ask for ketchup

 

Nothing against you and I'm sure Rocco and Tony are alright, But for some reason I feel that if I did go there I wouldn't be mentioning anyone's name.

I could just see it now. Hi! Giants Fan say's hello. Next thing ya know I'm in the hospital with food poisoning.

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Hadn't caught that show before, but that was pretty funny. Are they really going to let one of those idiots run a millionaire dollar kitchen in a resort.

 

"I came on the show wanting to learn to be the best" yet that one chick can't even set the oven to the right tempature. A deli-manager...wow, she can make sandwiches, she's got all the experience she needs. :pointstosky:

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No ... they dunno who Giants fan is. Say "Tad Woods". And then say "Pam Hillenbrand" and they will take good care of you.

 

Very good care of you. I promise!

 

:wink:

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