Striker99 0 Posted August 11, 2006 1. Never name your team after your girlfriend or cat 2. Listen to the experts 3. Don't listen to the experts 4. No complaining after a win 5. Being a fantasy coach does not give you the right to slap people on the butt 6. It's your duty to talk trash. Period. 7. Making stupid trades to help another team steal the title is lame 8: Avoid 'friendly' advice 9. Don't draft a player that's already been drafted 10. Don't set your lineup on Tuesday morning. Fine-tune everyday if necesarry 11. It's never over until it's Tuesday 12. Be wary of last minute changes to your lineup … go with your gut 13. Doubtful means he's not playing. Game-time decision means #%$@&! 14. Teams who forgot their QB had a bye week should be mocked 15. Drafting first is overrated 16. Teams starting an injured player should be scorned 17. Know how to pronounce your draft pick 18. Keeping a kicker in a keeper league is open to ridicule 19. Losing 120-119 is NOT a moral victory 20. The best trades are often the ones you do not make 21. Running back-by-committee is a plot to undermine fantasy players 22. A running back is only as good as his offensive line 23. Recreating your alma mater's bowl lineup from five years ago doesn't work 24. Don't trade for a player because your girlfriend thinks he has 'cool hair' 25. Drink Beer ( it really said Always play fantasy football at NFL.com, but fock that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bengalboy 0 Posted August 12, 2006 They forgot not to take a long time to draft your player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted August 12, 2006 17. Know how to pronounce your draft pick After seeing the commercial, this one's the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bananarama 0 Posted August 12, 2006 hehe great stuff : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J-Money 4 Posted August 12, 2006 Nevah bench your studs Who's the new stephen davis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 12, 2006 26. Always start stephan davis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esoitl 0 Posted August 12, 2006 September 7th....Our lifes Become Complete someone had to point this one out..... After seeing the commercial, this one's the best. TJ whos-your-momma..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 12, 2006 someone had to point this one out..... thats my signature...its sooo true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esoitl 0 Posted August 12, 2006 thats my signature...its sooo true wow, i pointed out a pretty retarded mistake and you still dont get it.... "our lifes becomes complete" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 12, 2006 ooooooooooooooh gotcha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,576 Posted August 12, 2006 wow, i pointed out a pretty retarded mistake and you still dont get it...."our lifes becomes complete" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 12, 2006 that's what watching the 49ers game does to you.. COMPLETE SHOCK and unable to spell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricanrockers 39 Posted August 12, 2006 Never draft a player...already drafted a few rounds earlier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Never draft a player...already drafted a few rounds earlier uh thats 9. Don't draft a player that's already been drafted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
