What do you have memorized?

[Giants Fan 85]

The quality of mercy is not strained.

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven,

Upon the place beneath.

It is twice blessed.

It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.

It is mightiest in the mightiest,

It becomes the throned monarch better than his crown.

His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,

An attribute to awe and majesty.

Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings.

But mercy is above this sceptred sway,

It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,

It is an attribute to God himself.

And earthly power dost the become likest God's,

Where mercy seasons justice.

Therefore Jew,

Though justice be thy plea, consider this,

That in the course of justice we all must see salvation,

We all do pray for mercy

And that same prayer doth teach us all to render the deeds of mercy.

I have spoke thus much to mittgate the justice of thy plea,

Which if thou dost follow,

This strict court of Venice

Must needs give sentance gainst the merchant there.

 

I'm better with movies ... but Shakespeare was really focking good.

 

You know what you look like to me ... with your cheap bag and your good shoes?

You look like a rube! A well scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste ...

 

Yeah I stick to the Shakespeare with chicks ... but it's much more brutal.

 

E Tu, Brutus?

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

Crippled children suck, it's easy to see

Their parents were dumb for having VD

And conceiving a baby as ugly as it

I say give it leg braces that don't even fit!

 

Mom and dad smoked their dope

For a liberal, smooth future they had a lot of hope

But because of their folly, their life is pretty crass

A little baby boy with an arm stuck out his ass!

 

Crippled Children SUCK

Crippled Children SUCK

 

 

(Courtesy of Tesco Vee and the incomparable MEATMEN).

[Giants Fan 85]

Frank settled down out in the Valley ...

And he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wives forehead

He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road

and assumed a $30,000 loan at 15 and a quarter percent

Put a down payment on a little 2 bedroom place

 

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash, made good Bloody Marry's

and kept her mouth shut most of the time. Had a little Chihuahua named Carlos that had some kinda skin disease and was totally blind.

 

They had a thoroughly modern kitchen ... self cleaning oven, the whole bit.

 

Frank drove a little sedan. They were so happy.

 

One night Frank was on his way home from work,

Stopped at the liquor store got himself some Mickey's Big mouths

Drank 'em in the car on the way to the Shell station,

Got a gallon of gas in can, drove home ...

doused everything in the house. Torched it.

Parked across the street laughing ... watching it burn

All Halloween orange and Chiminey red.

 

Frank put on a top 40 station,

Got on the Hollywood freeway, headed North.

 

I never could stand that dog.

 

- Tom Waits

[naomi 356]

Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;

And yet methinks I have astronomy,

But not to tell of good or evil luck,

Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;

Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,

Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind,

Or say with princes if it shall go well,

By oft predict that I in heaven find:

But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,

And, constant stars, in them I read such art

As truth and beauty shall together thrive,

If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert;

Or else of thee this I prognosticate:

Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.

 

-William Skakespeare

 

Really just remember the first two and last two lines.

[CantTouchThis 23]

"a coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once" - TuPac

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

"a coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once" - TuPac

 

 

Thankfully, that dooshbag's ONE death is up. TuCrap ... fockin' shim ... and fock the WHIGGERS who quote/worship his sorry arse.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Thankfully, that dooshbag's ONE death is up. TuCrap ... fockin' shim ... and fock the WHIGGERS who quote/worship his sorry arse.

 

Okey Dokey.

 

BTW, don't really "worship" him, do like his music and recognize him as the best rapper of all time, one of the best modern poets also

[Big Blue 06 195]

Okey Dokey.

 

BTW, don't really "worship" him, do like his music and recognize him as the best rapper of all time, one of the best modern poets also

 

Best rapper is kind of an oxymoron.

[pt_mck 7]

3.141592653589793238462643383279

 

Don't ask me why it just sticks in my head.