Nothing quite like walking home 3 miles

[SUXBNME 1,499]

 

Long story, but my neighbors are gonna feel my wrath tomorrow.

 

"Hey, if we get seperated, we are going to meet at the light rail at 11:00, ok? does everyone understand?"

 

Apperantly, I am the only stupid fock that understood. Kind of makes me want to have a cell phone

 

At least the concert / concerts were good

[TommyGavin 790]

join the 90's and get a cel phone

[tony hardware 0]

My two friends were at a bar, and met these two girls, one was decent, one was a hog. My friend had a chance to bone this one girl, but not without the fatty getting some ass too. So my friend decided to take one for the team so his buddy could get laid. They made it back to the girls' place and my friend was upstairs with the decent girl and my other friend was downstairs with the behemoth. She gave him head and then asked if he would bone her, he said yes, but only if she could get him a condom. She left the room and he BOLTED out the back door. It was 5 AM, he had to walk 6 miles home and, in the course of doing so, passed out on some guys lawn and was woken up by the homeowner kicking him.

 

3 miles ain't so bad, escaping a rhino humping was work the 6 mile walk.

[kutulu 1,676]

3 miles? That's a long way.