Kelvin Sampson is a ######.

[Old Man's Nipple 0]

I hope his ass cancer tumors get AIDS.

 

I hope he is forced to watch his dog get violated by Johnny Cougar.

 

I hope he continues his excellent trend of NBA development, especially for guards.

 

I hope that he's been away from a cell phone for so long that when the NCAA finally allows him to call recruits that he's forgotten how to talk and drive and the same time, and while distracted drives his car through a construction zone and off of an overpass.

 

I hope he wears body armor on January 23rd. I hope he needs it.

 

May you never unbitch yourself, Sampscum.

[porkbutt 864]

geez...he's no Roaf..but i think he's filling in admirably at tackle.

[hoytdwow 202]

Never heard of him

 

[jackie sherrill 0]

What'd he do now? Or more specifically, what did he do for you to be this fired up about him?

[Chronic Husker 85]

What'd he do now?

He sent a text message to OMN's neighbor that he should have left the pizza in his throat.