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AP Newswire, 11/17/06, 13:54 PM

California, USA

 

TODAY IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT A FOCKING ASSRAMMING D0UCHEBAG FOCKNUT ASSMUNCH WHO GOES BY THE HANDLE "wiffleball" WAS CAUGHT SPANKING THE MONKEY TO PHOTOS OF PINNOCHIO WHILE REPEATED INSERTING A CUCUMBER INTO HIS BUNG AND SCREAMING OUT "I AM A REAL BOY, I AM A REAL BOY"

 

SOURCES CLOSE TO wiffleball SAY THAT THIS IS NOTHING NEW, AND REALLY ISN'T NEWSWORTHY. HERE AT AP NEWS, WE BEG TO DIFFER - MAINLEY BECAUSE WE SEE THE INTRINSIC ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IN CALLING HIM OUT HERE TO BESMIRCH HIS GOOD NAME AND SHOW PEOPLE WHAT A CACKSUCKER HE IS.

 

AND YES, AP NEWS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE SWALLOWS.

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AP Newswire, 11/17/06, 13:54 PM

California, USA

 

TODAY IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT A FOCKING ASSRAMMING D0UCHEBAG FOCKNUT ASSMUNCH WHO GOES BY THE HANDLE "wiffleball" WAS CAUGHT SPANKING THE MONKEY TO PHOTOS OF PINNOCHIO WHILE REPEATED INSERTING A CUCUMBER INTO HIS BUNG AND SCREAMING OUT "I AM A REAL BOY, I AM A REAL BOY"

 

SOURCES CLOSE TO wiffleball SAY THAT THIS IS NOTHING NEW, AND REALLY ISN'T NEWSWORTHY. HERE AT AP NEWS, WE BEG TO DIFFER - MAINLEY BECAUSE WE SEE THE INTRINSIC ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IN CALLING HIM OUT HERE TO BESMIRCH HIS GOOD NAME AND SHOW PEOPLE WHAT A CACKSUCKER HE IS.

 

AND YES, AP NEWS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE SWALLOWS.

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